Olga decided to grace the world with her presence 29 winters ago. Making Greece her country of choice, a decision mostly due to the country’s 10 month summer period, she faced the world head first.
She had always been a leading figure amongst her imaginary friends, who respectfully obeyed her orders to remain out of site at all times. Interpreting the bright star over her birthplace as a neon lit advertising billboard, she renounced her fate, convinced her parents that “Messiah†is just the kind of middle name that can get you beaten up in the playground and crucified later on in life, and decided that she would save the world in her next life, as she was coming back as Bill Gates son.
After spending three years studying with the world’s brightest minds, she was released from the institute for the criminally insane and fled to England to find others like her. There she found herself studying graphic design, after signing what she thought was an autograph but was an application form instead. It was only because of shear stupidity that her attempt to kill herself during those first months abroad failed, so she decided to accept her fate and suffer a slower and more painful death enduring British Cuisine.
After learning all about graphics and a grand total of 52 different ways to cook beans, she was granted her diploma and left the country, leaving her fans with no purpose in life and a forwarding address, because who would want a herd of otherwise lovable junkie, beer devouring inbreeds to follow them home. Kissing her home away from home goodbye she returned to Greece and devoted herself to mastering her artistic as well as her people skills. Her social life really took off when she put her bean eating habit behind her. As for her people skills, they remain as bad as ever, but as long as people mistake honesty for a sense of humor she will be fine.
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