Kemp is one crazy hot bitch!
Chanel: Spring 2007 RTW
Marni: Spring 2007 RTW
If you hear even just a snippet of our conversation, you would think we've sniffed some cat nip.
I love crazy ecclectic, eccentric and cooky people. I guess because I am one. I just love doing spontaneous things that are just so hilarious and amazing. And the random conversations and silly bets that pop out of nowhere is a roar. You can call me a picture whore, only because I love having every single fun times saved in history because I know for sure my brain will be deteriorating by the age of 30. I like watching commercials more than watching the actual shows, just because. I love watching b-list dramas and horrors because I find the acting and lines hilarious. It's surprising how I find everything hilarious. I don't have an i-pod because I am my own. I like to sing music in my head and start dancing all over the place. I'll dance to anything. I dance to frickin elevator music for crying out loud! I like to sing out loud while driving or showering or doing free style karaoke with anyone. The Phantom of The Opera is my favorite. I just try to have fun with everything I do, from stamping mails to sleeping in a cardboard box while internally displaced, to walking 20 miles with camping gear and just flip flops. I don't need to go to parties or go clubbing every single night just to have fun. I like to people watch and make up their life story as they pass by. This is my nice way of saying that I make fun of random people. Shut up. I know you do it too. Once again, I'm a philanthropist, not a saint. I like to dub conversations when I see people intimately talking from across the room. I like driving around in my super mom van magic school bus ugly mobile or anyone's car trying to crash parties or just making enless U'ies. I like talking about nonsensical things because it mean walking around for hours and hours without direction. I like making fun of my friends because theres no other way of saying I love you. I just want to say... I love you guys forever and ever and thank you for sharing all the crazy, ecclectic, eccentric, and amazing adventures that I can call my high school life.
Along with Vomer, I hate it when people (especially high school children) brag about how drunk/faded/high/stoned they were over the weekend! "Yeah I was driving stoned and drunk! Yeah! I blacked out" Shut up! What are you twelve? Talking about illegal shit does not make you popular or cool, it makes you exasperatingly irksome to the point where I just want to bludgeon someone to the head! Plus how the hell would you remember every single detail of derailment if you blacked out! And do you think making out with people while you're highly intoxicated with alcohol and illegal substance will give you an excuse? NO! It will only make you a drunk and faded slut. Plus... why the heck would you make out with random people. Hello! That's how you get STD's. Didn't you learn that in sex-ed? And how come no one ever talks about over dosing on meth or coke or brick over the week end? "Yeah, we were doing meth! I was so high! Stacey died!"
From the Philisophy of Natasha Leggero
I don't think women are very funny, and when they are, it just means they're less molested versions of strippers.
So when I'm riding my public limousine from work around 8 at night, I look around the bus and it's packed with homeless people. So I have to ask myself... where the hell are these people going?
Don't you hate it when people blame everything on karma? I have a friend who does exactly that. She blames karma because her boyfriend left her. So I'm like... "Uhh, honey... have you seen yourself lately?" And she blames karma for that too, that she's fat because we made fun of fat people in high school. And I'm like... "we didn't turn jewish"
Words of Wisdom From KT Riccochette
Don't make fun of me for not eating... It's just that I'm too busy watching your chins flap! Huh? What? It's not my fault your fat! (flap flap flap)
From the Teachings of William Sledd
Hey Bitches! So the topics today are muffin tops, skinny jeans and over all's. People, if you have a muffin top, go up a fuckin pant size because it is disgusting. People, do you know who can wear skinny jeans. SKINNY BITCHES! If you're size 4 and up, please don't wear skinny jeans. It is not flattering to the fat body. No! If you wanna look good, go to the GAP and buy and Long and Lean. OK. Why the fuck are you wearing over all's with winnie the pooh or tigglet or something... whatever. Anyways... You should not be wearing over all's unless you're a farmer. There are only two things you can do when you're wearing over alls. Option one: If you live in a one story building, step out of the house, go up the roof and jump. Make sure you land on a hard surface. Option two: If you live in a two story building, get up, open the window, and jump. Make sure you land on a hard surface.
Quit Yo Bitchin'
Stop bitching! It's annoying! If you have a problem about some petty high school shit, talk it out privately to the person you're having problems with. Don't start bitching at the person in class where half of the people can hear your superficial problems. If it's really a bothersome problem, you won't let the whole world know. What is really annoying is the fact that you really want people to know about your problem and you start bitching at the person who spilled your problem in public, so the public will know that you have a problem.
Stop BITCHIN about stress! It's not that hard! Shut up! You're annoying! If it's really bothering you that much... then go jump out a window! It's not my fault you think you're in so much deep shit! We're in the same level and do you see me pulling my hair out! NO! DEAL WITH IT!
I LOVE MY BALENCIAGA BAG
How do you know if you are addicted to underwear?
When you walk out of Victoria's Secret and have just spent over a hundred dollars on the world's smartest bra. It really does the thinking for you.
BITCH DONT CALL ME ASIAN
Track
Surfing
Walk Barefoot
Around The House: Half Naked
Grociery Cart Racing...my Olympic sport!
What the hell are those bra things anyway!
I hate posted chain letters... like what Biehare said
"PUT THAT SHIT ON THE BULLETIN"
My Puppies: Eduardo and Fernando
Borat Crew
Driving YMCA
FREE LOVE
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