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Jon Jardim

Portugal

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan
Birthday: feb 25th
Birthplace: Oakland
Current Location: Berkeley
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: portuguese/English and all that
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: my ankles but they will heal.. the world shall be mine!
Your Fears: being in open water.. being around people.. talking to people.. having people see me.. going places with people.. looking in the mirror..and heights
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting into a good college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Indeed, hey, sup, stop talking to me... freak
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am i? and who the fuck is that?!
Your Best Physical Feature: my left bicep
Your Bedtime: 8.. 9 on weekends lolz
Your Most Missed Memory: the memory of my dog *rip* bo! one love..
Pepsi or Coke: COKE! but i aint trippin about pepsi. yadidimean!?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Smoke house! fuck Mac and king.. b-town what is it?!
Single or Group Dates: i need friends! help me!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i will take anything
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: i dont do drugs
Do you Smoke: yes.. well not cigs if u know what i mean.. .. i need crack!! help!
Do you Swear: fuck yea!! fuck yea!! ... no
Do you Sing: i know someone who sings.. if that counts for anything
Do you Shower Daily: alright i lied.. i dont know anyone who sings
Have you Been in Love: maybe.. love is such a strong word
Do you want to go to College: yes indeed thanks for asking
Do you want to get Married: quite to my one true love.. Jessica Alba!
Do you belive in yourself: believing is the key to knowing ones true identity and trusting the powers within!!-- Jonathan Jardim
Do you get Motion Sickness: occasionaly.. but mostly when i was volenteering and sacrifising my own body and spending my time to personally build a shelter for blind, deaf, homeless people, orphins and indangered animals.. only some of the few things i do in my past time
Do you think you are Attractive: u tell me
Are you a Health Freak: no..
Do you get along with your Parents: lightweight
Do you like Thunderstorms: why not
Do you play an Instrument: not yet but soon.. i hope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: indeed.. i dont want to talk about it..
In the past month have you Smoked: yes quite i got high as a mofo!!!
In the past month have you been on : define on.. u mean sex?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :( ......well actually kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: are u implying somehting?!?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope actually i never have ever.. its crazy
In the past month have you been on Stage: explain..
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope.. have u?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: do i look like a hick? "go down by da swimmin hole! and get some naked on!! YEEEHAAA!"-- my cousin Charles Bellbottom
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 5 V cards.. ur next!!
Ever been Drunk: quite i am drausbnk at the momeneandt!!
Ever been called a Tease: not even brohan.. not even trippin
Ever been Beaten up: never.. look at me.. u will if u keep pushing it tho
Ever Shoplifted: i stole a sign that said Jonathan's Parking only last year i am hardcore.. as Mc Hammer once said.. don na na na.. na na..na na cant touch this
How do you want to Die: happy....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy and a million scratch that.. billlionare and morman so i have like 80 super model wives.. then get anolments with all of them so they cant try to take my money and get a divorce.. BITCHES!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Portugual represent
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: its all good.. beauty is beauty
Favourite Hair Color: its all gravy.. sexy is sexy
Short or Long Hair: its all gravity.. but probably long
Height: 4'0"- 7'5"
Weight: 100-800
Best Clothing Style: its all hood i respect ones personality i do not put my woman in catagories ones true self can be represented in their cloths to express their view of the world. i do not want a follower!!.. except if its some gloth thing.. ewww! ur crazy
Number of I have taken: none.. : (....................jk ; )
Number of CDs I own: like 2 or something
Number of Piercings: i dont "do" that
Number of Tattoos: tattoos... lolz ur crazy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: well i caculated it..and well the answer is a lot.. :(
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My Interests

Lacrosse.. girls.. sports..tabble tennis.. food.. good things..

I'd like to meet:

SCRAPIN.. GO CHIEFS! SCRAPE MODE!! .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Rap

Movies:

How to be a player.. written directed and produced by Jon Jardim.. starring Chuck Norris

Books:

How to be a player.. written by Jon Jardim

Heroes:

you...