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~Issa's Insanity~

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About Me

How random can you be?
All-Out Amanda random

You are way out there baby...nothing is too far...there is no line and that wall people thought they had around them....what wall?

Take this testMe, hmmm...I love odd bits of randomness. I have two or more catch phrases. Ruttabegga's are Deficient. I spend most of my time on this infernal computer doing homework or goofing around...and when I'm not on it I'm reading or dancing around my living room (with all the blinds tightly shut). I'm mostly an 80's baby, but I love the retro erra. Jim Morrison is all over my room, so are dream catchers. I like to read and write, especially poetry. I'm currently working on two childrens books, both of which are fairy tales, and a book of my more decent poetry. Favorite colors are (in order,): Black, red, blues greens and in-betweens, yellow, and dark rosy pinks. Big miniturist, haha. I have a doll house that I've stocked with furniture, some of which I've made, most of which I bought and intend to alter. It's not for playing with, unless it's my little sis, because I know she won't break anything. It's also damn near permanently decorated for Christmas. I'm kind of a whore... not really, I'm kind of a nympho... I love Sculpty Clay. Into baking, especialy sweet stuff. Except scones, because I can never get the damn dough to form. I like art, but I'm not so great at drawing or painting. Mainly I like mixing the colors... Afraid of mice,(But rats are cool) bugs, (except lady bugs,) and the dark. I scream durring scary movies, and laugh about it afterwards. Fan of George Carlon and Carlos Mencia. I avidly watched the 4400, every Sunday. I'm a gothic hippie. Which means, for the boneheads that don't get that, that I go from one extreme to the other, depending on my mood and sugar intake. I'm a tic-tac addict, and rarely turn down chocolate, and never jellybeans. I drink occasionaly, but I don't so like tequilla so much. Mostly I'm a sweet drink girl, except wine coolers are super gross. I hate cigs. I don't smoke anything else, either, so don't get any ideas. Plus, as you may have noticed, I LOVE Betty Boop...My main reason for living and staying on the straight (somtimes curvy) and narrow road is my little sister. She's my life, even if she is annoying. 10 year age gap to contend with, but we still play Barbies. Although now she seems to think she's too old for Barbies...What girl is too old for Barbies? Oh well, can't get to mad at her. She's my fricking salvation. I mean this in no religious sense, only that the baby girl, she saved me from my self a few times. No matter how low I get, I know I have to stay here for her. And if anyone fucks with her, I will personally kill them in the slowest and most painful way I can think of. (Yes, Chris, you can help).


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You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
You Are 44% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You? How Will You Die And Why? .:Beautiful Dark Pics:.
Your death will be murder....Most likely because your a very social person and everyone knows you, but there is one person lurking in the shadows that is so jealous of you or is so obsessed they end up killing you...There are many ways of being murdered...it depends on the person, but your death will either be slow and painful (like being stabed to death) or quiek and painless (like a gunshot to the head).
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Gisele Bundchen
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netHere's WHY I'm going to Hell:
Greed: High
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Very High
Sloth: Very High
Envy: Medium
Lust: Very High
Pride: Very High
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.comHere's where I go when I get there:The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test How well do you remember the 80..'s?
Totally Awesome, Totally Tubular, T

You know every 80..'s song by heart, and will sing them on request. A day spent watching The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Mr. Wizard, or Inspector Gadget would totally rock; and you know about ..'I love the 80..'s..', ..'I love the 80..'s Strikes Back!..', and ..'I love the 80..'s: 3D..' and wonder the the hell is taking so long for the next installment!

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You scored as Samantha Jones. Your Samantha Jones! Your a power driven woman, with sex never too far off mind. You tend to get a little distant with your friends sometimes, but you just have a different way of handling situations. You know who wears the pants in your reltaionships with men. Your the life of the party, and god dammit no one will tell you different!

Samantha Jones


73%

Carrie Bradshaw


60%

Charlotte York


40%

Miranda Hobbs


33%
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My Interests

Books, Poetry, Writing, minitures, Scrabble...Basicaly anything with word play, but I refuse to play Jackson 'cause she takes 10 minutes a move...My favorite poets are Alfred Tennyson and Jim Morrison. I realy wish I owned a book of his poetry, but they're limited to 200 copies and very difficult to come by. I'm hooked on the sims2, and Jewl Quest, D&D for the PC, and the old school original Age of Empires. But I'm also addicted to the Yahoo! word games Litterati, Bookworm, and Flip Words, with some occasional Text Twist for variation. Oh, and thanks in large (o.k. all) part to AJ, I'm also a WOW freak. Kind of, just a little.
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You? ____________________________________________________________ ____"Fear of serious injury cannot alone justify suppression of free speech and assembly. Men feared witches and burned women. It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears." - Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis ____________________________________________________________ ____'We don't have to make human beings smart. They are born smart. All we have to do is stop doing things that make them stupid.' John Holt ____________________________________________________________ ____'The first people had questions, and they were free. The second people had answers, and they became enslaved.' Wind Eagle, medicine woman ____________________________________________________________ ____'Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself you bloody well better find a way that is going to be interesting.' Katherine Hepburn ____________________________________________________________ ____I find television very educational. Every time someone turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. --Groucho Marx ____________________________________________________________ ____Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx ____________________________________________________________ ____Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. --Aldous Huxley ____________________________________________________________ ____"I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!" Will Rogers aka "The Cherokee Kid" ____________________________________________________________ ____Oh, and I LOVE BETTY!



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You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Bondage


100%

Biting


100%

Whips


83%

Blood


58%

Chains/Handcuffs


58%

Blind Folds


25%
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You scored as Skittles/Gummi Bears. You are Skittles/Gummi Bears. You are very adventurous and love to try new things. You are creative, artistic and have a wide variety of friends and interests - you might have a hard time choosing mates or careers.

M&M..'s


75%

Skittles/Gummi Bears


75%

Twix


65%

3 Musketeers


60%

KitKat/Crunch Bar


60%

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup


60%

Hershey Bar


55%

Jolly Ranchers


25%
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I'd like to meet:

(When they were alive and in their prime) Marylin Manroe, Jim Morrison, Elvis, Emily Dickonson, Charles Dickon, Plato, Voltaire, Shakespeare, Clark Gable, Vivian Leigh, Goethe, my grandma Green, Jesus, my ancestors, every chief of every tribe there ever was, Former Presidents Nixon and Regan (to ask WTF?), Frank Sinatra(love old blue eyes). (Alive) Kanye West, all the members of The Company, Kid Rock, Missy Eliot, and Plum Sykes. Faye Kellermen and Tamora Pierce, they're such great writers!

Your Deadly Sins


Lust: 60%
Sloth: 40%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 23%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?
You are Betty Grable
The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real. What Famous Pinup Are You?Oh, and if I could go to Toon World I woud totally, absoulutey, with out a doubt, want to meet, that's right, the Boop A Doop herself: Ms. Betty Boop.



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Music:

The Doors, my favorite song ever is The Door's WASP (Texas Radio and the Big Beat), or is it Peace Frog? I can never decide which...Old Rock, Not Elvis old (although Elvis was cool, too), more like everything from the 60's through the 80's: Doors, AC/DC, Allman Brothers (I'm named after one of their songs), Ratt, Warrant, ect... Punk/Grunge, but only the old stuff, like The Clash; some rap (think Kid Rock and Uncle Kracker); Country (fan of Gretchen Wilson and Big and Rich), Rhythm and Blues, Jazz, grassroots/bluegrass, and Big Band/Swing (Chattanooga Choo Choo, Minnie the Moocher, Take the "A" Train and anything the Blues Brothers sing). I grew up on Bruce Springsteen, John Pryne, Hank Williams, Eric Clapton, and Patsy Cline. Plus, my sister is constantly trying to get me to listen to "tween bop" music...I'd rather shove a pencil in my ear. She's young, she'll learn...and I'll teach her...along with mom...who's got pretty good taste in music. I also enjoy Korn and System of a Down...oddly AJ got me into them. I refused to listen to Korn to begin with, and now I like them. Funny how that works, eh? With my sister, we make three generations of Cher fans. All of us have at some point sung her songs loudly into a hairbrush as we wiggled around.

Your Taste in Music:


90's Alternative: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
80's Pop: High Influence
90's Pop: High Influence
Hair Bands: High Influence
80's Rock: Medium Influence
Punk: Medium Influence
R&B: Medium Influence
80's Alternative: Low Influence
90's Hip Hop: Low Influence
Adult Alternative: Low Influence
Alternative Rock: Low Influence
Country: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence
Progressive Rock: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
You Are a Chick Rocker!
You're living proof that chicks can rock
You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas
And when you rock, you rock hard
(Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!) What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

Saved, Lost and Delerious, CAMP, Girl Interrupted, Ghost World, First Wives Club, Chocolat (Johny Depp in a clean cut river rat sort of way), Empire Records, Villiage of the Damned, Blood Dolls, Silent Hill, Dolly Dearest. Had a doll that looked like Chucky, it's still in the cubard. Killer Clowns from Outerspace gave me a fear of clowns, IT reinforced this fear. Not a clown fan. Need a movie where they all die...White Olander made me cry the first time I saw it, and I've cried every time since. Hairspray and Guys and Dolls are awesome movies. I'll watch anything if it has Betty Boop in it. And Little Voice, which isn't a kids movie, don't be fooled. Lord of The Rings trilogy, The Shining (only the original), Doors Live In Europe, most romantic comedies as long as their not too sappy...I HATE the Titanic. It's too long, and you cry at the end. Hmm...There are so many movies! Burger Emperor, (Brad's), which is awesome. And which he has yet to put on his blog... Clerks, Clerks II, Dogma...most anything my aunt won't watch...The original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Skeleton Key 'cause the bad guys win (which probably means a sequel...). JOy Luck Club, and Under the Tuscan Sun are must see movies that I now own. I'm missing a few, but that's enough for now. Right?
You Are Bold And Brave
But daring? Not usually?You tend to like to make calculated risks.So while you may not be base jumping any time soon...You are up for whatever's new and (a little) exciting! How Daring Are You?
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Which Breakfast club character are you?

Allison-Backetcase
you are allison...the basketcase. you're wierd and you like attention...but you ROCK!
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Television:

The 4400, Gilmore Girls, Ghost Whisperer, Law & Order, Law & Order SVU, Smallville, Supernatural, Angel, CSI and CSI Miami, and basicaly anything with violence, action and rude hand gestures. I hardly ever watch the news, and I hate Bill O'Reily, but I watch him. I do watch John Stewart, but mainly because Comedy Central is pretty much always on at my house, or TLC. Or the radio is on. But I'm not a T.V. junkie. I like to turn on my music and dance around my living room (when all the blinds are shut).

Your Linguistic Profile:


65% General American English
10% Midwestern
10% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
5% Dixie
How to make a Melissa
Ingredients:
1 part pride
3 parts crazyiness
1 part instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little caring if desired!
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Personality cocktail
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Lorelai
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You really love your parents but sometimes you just don..'t get a long.

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Books:

Plato, The Right Address, the Dictionary, sci-fi Fantasy in general, Watership Down, Coral Island, Swiss Family Robinson, (don't laugh) Harry Potter books. Anything by Faye Kellerman or Plum Sykes. Everything ever written by V.C. Andrews because she's so wonderfully twisted, and No One Here Gets Out Alive, a biography of Jim Morrison. Also, Stone Butch Blues, which I read in Lit class and must thank Professor Lee for... Anna Karenina, Vanity Fair, any Kim Harrison books... Candy Freak, the Narnia Series...I can't think of the others, but I know there are more. I seem to fall in love with most of the books I read.
What Your Underwear Says About You
You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone. The Underwear Oracle Take the quiz: "Devil or Angel?"

White Devil
You'd be a white devil, mostly evil, but you do have a consience, and you know when something is serious... You care about some things, but mostly just do what you wanna do.
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Heroes:

US Troops, firefighters, and police. My Grandma Shirely because she's the most wonderful, patient person I know. I don't realy have a lot of hero's, just people I admire. AM because she's amazingly artistic and beautiful. Plus she's not afraid of anything, especialy not embarrassing herself. Sis, because she's a frickin' genious. She's beautiful too, and it starts on the inside. Marina because she's awesome at whatever she decides she wants to be awesome at...Plus, fitting all that talent into such a beautiful package is frickin' amazing. My dad. My dad put up with a lot. He's the most caring, decent man I know, and I love him. Plus, you know, my mom. One, for giving me all the genes that make me pretty; two, for fighting the up hill battles and reaching the top; three, because she's an example of how women can achieve anything, no matter how hard it is or what's in their way; four because she taught me exactly why drugs are bad; and five, well, she's my mom...she's intelligent, and beautiful, and constantly putting others before herself (though she should realy take some time for herself...). I love you Mom! I also love Mandy, since she's not afaid to be goofy, and somehow it always comes off as sexy...Damn you.
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Wind Shield
Your Superpower is Witchcraft
Your Weakness is Cotton Candy
Your Weapon is Your Foam Neutralizer
Your Mode of Transportation is Love Van What's your Superhero Name?
You Are 58% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
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