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Sammie

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About Me

Well, honestly...in a nutshell...I'm basically just a big big ball of sarcasm. I like joking around, and sarcasm is just how I roll. Don't mean to offend anyone....but, well, who cares? This section is about me....
I'm adding this to my profile, because some of you jackasses can't speak a word of English in the correct manner. I also need to address some things. :
1.If you are not a 5 year old, named "B", or if you are not clothed and fed by me, and most importantly, if I have not pushed you out of my body in some sort of way....DO NOT call me "mama". I am not your mama, nor will I ever be.
2.If you can not speak correctly, I can't understand you. I am from the south, so I can understand those rednecks, but as for the other language you are trying to speak...I don't know what in holy hell you are trying to say.
3.If I do not reply to your ever so important message, deal the f**ck with it. I have a life outside of myspace, and from the looks of me not replying to your message, you are not included in that life.
4.If you do happen to send me a message, dont beat around the bush. Say what you need to say. And to answer the popular question, my day will always be "fine". There, that's my answer EVERY time you ask it.
5.On a more positve note, I love to hear how handsome and wonderful my son is. It makes me happy to know that I am not alone on this one. Although, if you use it to try and get to me...it WON'T work...EVER. I can spot a f**cker like you a mile away.
6.And, no I do NOT want to marry you. Period.
7.I am almost 31 years old, divorced, with a child. Do you honestly think that I want to date someone who just got out of high school? You want to be friends? Cool. But, no, we are not going to kiss...EVER.
8.If my status says "irritated", do not message me to stop being irritated. I am probably that way because of something you did.
9.I will NOT add you if you do not have a default pic. You are not real to me. Dont' get your feelings hurt, you were warned.
10.I do not want to buy your hydro bud, or your f**ckin penis pills.
11.If you have something mean to say to me or you spam me, you might as well delete yourself. Because that's exactly what's going to happen. This is MY space, not yours. You don't like it? Keep f**cking moving.
I'm not being a bitch...I'm just sayin'. That's all for now. Love ya. Thanks!


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My Interests

Watching paint dry. Watching my son learn and grow every day. But, its breaking my heart

I'd like to meet:

My real mother and father. My current ones are way too good to be my real ones.


Music:

Kenny Chesney, Sammy Kershaw, Jack Johnson, The Killers. I pretty much just love music, all of it

Movies:

Walk the Line, Talledega Nights, Wedding Crashers


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Television:

Friends, King of Queens, CSI Las vegas and Miami, American Idol of course, news junkie, Dr. Phil, 48 Hours, Desperate Housewives


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Books:

I'm more of a magazine kinda girl....but I read every damn one of them.


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Heroes:

My 4 year old. He has more heart at 4 years old than I do at 30. He believes everyone is a good person. He is extremely religious. He believes God can and will fix everything. I don't have the heart to tell him how screwed up this world is.




What I'm feeling right now

Dream a little Dream....about Love & Romance.

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