....assassins do it from behind....
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
--Emo Philips
The Tunes
Type O Negative, Sick Of It All, Shadows Fall, Megadeth, Death in Vegas, VNV Nation, Portishead, Dead Can Dance, Peter Gabriel, Graeme Revell, Catherine Wheel, Blackfoot, The Cramps, Metallica, Chicken Lips, Hatebreed, Gary Wright, Adam Ant, Waylon Jennings, London After Midnight, Kill Your Idols, Killswitch Engage, Hopesfall, Unearth, The Cars, Faith No More, Machine Head, Slayer, Knuckl, Muse, Poison The Well, God Forbid, Losers Sometimes Win, Annie Lennox, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Earth Crisis, '80-'88 songs, NWA
(nigga pleaze!)and Elvis has left the building.
The Good
oatmeal, rice crispy cereal, water, garlic, the bagel man, red wine, my gifts of biological creation, alone time, motorcycles, freedom, bananas, mom and smooth, 5am faded smiles, tickled wake ups and bronx pizza.
The Bad
smoking anytime, no
cream for the coffee, low water pressure, sitting on a cold toilet,
rubber necking, loud alarm clocks, cheap stockings, loosing track of time, price of petro,
crinkled dollar bills, car sterios blasting rap, my current address and
wicked wisdom....Real Bad.
The Ugly
people who "think" they are getting one over on me, the educated who know better, the greenies, people
who don't floss, hershey squirts, me with a hangover, people who lack
integrity, refusal to speak with candor, tactlessness and
major egoism hence why I torture people for a living and a notable
percent of people I see each day wandering about are damn butt ugly!
The Couch Box
how its made, forever night, friday the 13th series (not the
movies), history channel, animal planet, TLC, discovery channel, YES
network, HBO, who doesn't watch the weather channel? most shows I fancy get
trashed once I like them so I treat TV like a bad drug--just use it in
small doses.
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
-- Tiger Woods