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About Me

I am approximately 1300 feet tall, with great bulbous nodules extruding from my dorsal appendages every 47 feet or so, consume several metric tons of an organic mixture composed of back issues of Redbook magazine and a four-lobed hybrid of wheat and rye every 98.2 seconds, and emit highly charged radioactive particles from openings along my anterior cleft once every 19 weeks. Either that, or I'm a voiceover actor in LA, I can never keep those two straight...
(Assuming that I AM in fact a voiceover actor, here are some of my recent projects...these are clickable links):
Uh-oh, looks like Bale's at it again...
A rough work-in-progress teaser from the LFG Movie:
I am the VO here (the new DVD trailer for a film I scored)
Behind the scenes of 'Condemned 2'(I play Agent Dorland)
Dick Roll'd (Blind Ferret Entertainment)
U.S. Cellular "Dizzy" (commercial)
CTRL+ALT+DEL: The Animated Series (Blind Ferret Entertainment)
Boomblox (VG)
Quake Wars Stroyent (Activision)
Lil' Bush (Comedy Central)
Condemned 2: Bloodshot (VG)
Universe At War: Earth Assault (VG)
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty (VG)
DirecTV Scooby-Doo "Fourth Wall" (commercial)
Warriors Orochi (VG)
Looking For Group: Slaughter The World (Blind Ferret Entertainment)
ReVisioned: Tomb Raider (GameTap)
Video Manga (TokyoPop TV)
California Cheese/Milk "Happy Cows" (commercials)
If you want more details, you can check out my IMDB page (though IMDB tends to be a bit slow in updating, so a lot of recent stuff is not yet listed there). And yes, I am in every video on this page. If you can't figure out who I am in each one (and I am more than one voice is most of them), email me and I'll tell you (although figuring it out is half the fun...).
Feel free to add me as a friend, I will accept friend requests from any REAL person (and not spammer or bot), and I'd love to hear from you. Thanks for the continued support!
For booking information, contact Bradford Bricken at Abrams Artists Agency, Los Angeles

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, I already met Jennifer Love Hewitt at ComiCon last year, so I really can't think of anyone else...except maybe myself going in the other direction...and YOU.

My Blog

LFG Movie problems...

Direct from Ryan Sohmer on LFG's website:"In the interest of full disclosure, I felt the need to address the rumor concerning the Looking For Group movie. Apparently, there has been a leak coming fro...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:22:00 GMT

LFG Movie teaser

Hey all, I have a juicy little gift for you, just in time for the holidays.  I'll let Ryan Sohmer explain:'A large part of the e-mail I get every single day is about the LFG movie. How is it coming? ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:28:00 GMT

LIL’ BUSH FANS...

...As you have probably figured out by now, sadly, there will be no more episodes of Lil' Bush.  However, despair not; for the creators of that show have a brand new offering for you: The Adventu...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:46:00 GMT

Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty AVAILABLE NOW

Hey all, I just realized that Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty has been available since the end of August. I play pirate Captain Angstrom Darkwater (the original owner of the body inhabite...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:37:00 GMT

Downloadable FULL LENGTH VERSION of Dick Rolld!

Ask and ye shall receive...I present to you the full length, downloadable, CD quality version of Dick Roll'd for you listening pleasure...click HERE.  (It's a little larger than most mp3s, but I ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 13:18:00 GMT

LFG fans...get Dick Rolld!

We've got something fun for all you Looking For Group fans.  If you follow the comic, then you undoubtedly read what had to be one of my personal favorite strips, page 144.  I'll let Ryan So...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 16:06:00 GMT

STROYENT! (Now in Human flavor!)

Hey all, Some really fun things I just worked on are now online. Check out http://www. stroyent. com/ There are a number of fake commercials for Stroyent there (which are actually real commercials ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 18:17:00 GMT

CTRL+ALT+DEL: The Animated Series SEASON 2

Reposted from Tim Buckely’s news page on the CTRL+ALT+DEL website:"Season 2 of the Ctrl+Alt+Del Animated Series launches today with the first of twelve episodes. After this we’ll be aiming...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:57:00 GMT

Lil’ Bush Season 2 premiere TONIGHT!

Yes, the time has finally arrived:LIL’ BUSH SEASON 2 BEGINS TONIGHT 10:30PM EDT ON COMEDY CENTRAL!It’s the first of 10 all new episodes, with a new format, LOTS of new characters, and some...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:53:00 GMT

Condemned 2: Bloodshot AND Lil’ Bush Season 1 DVDs available Tuesday, March 11!

Friends,  I've got not one but TWO exciting releases on Tuesday, March 11.  Condemned 2: Bloodshot arrives for the PS3 and XBox 360 (I play bad guy Agent Dorland), AND the long-awaited Lil' ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:35:00 GMT