Music:
Member Since: 15/04/2007
Band Website: You are currently looking at it.
Band Members:
Our primary lineup includes the following cool, cool cats:
Anthony "Wop"
guitar, vocals, kazoo, virtual organ, gas, sonic spatula, monkeyshines, dance breaks
Chris "Fat Man In the Bathtub" Colohan
bass, guitar, vocals, recording, the ass end and a touch of class
Tony "Funkmeistro" Clampett
drums, vocals, triple-kick-a-mometer, color, the BAG OF DOOM, Talking Heads inspirado
Iantha "Ant-i go Boom Boom" Malbon
djembe, percussion, rhythmnetics, the "aura of the purple one", inexhaustible jammijamreadiness
Woody "Thunderbumper"
bass, keys, life-saving skills, fans of Hopewell and of songs written about it
Todd "Head banger" Loritsch
women, women, more women, occasionally some percussion stuff, even more women, horseshoes
Marvin "The Headmaster" Cox
drums, curls, the willingness to call it like it is
And our various incarnations have included these following fine musicians:
Brooks "Harpo McReady" - harp, good vibes, blues riffs, mo harps than an angel gets, that nittry gritty groooooove
Brandon "Blues Clues" Martin - guitar, mo guitar, vocals, bat-nasty blues riffs, the Stevie Ray Clapton vibe, a sexy new amp
Nat "Slidemaster" Hyman - slide guitar, vocals, down and dirty blues, coiling skills
Stu "Fan Magnet" Bu - drums, alternate reality, stu-ness, ability to take direction
Patrick "I Got Paid to Play Kiss" Guitarguy - guitar, vocals, loads of Pink Floyd, Neil Young (when Chris isn't there), big vocals... really big vocals
Lee "Stringfingas" - git-tar, mounds of blues, shreddomatic, load-o-honies, and beer
Ryan "Titties & Beer" Clarke - guitar, vocals, inexhaustible supply of lyrics, a complete lack of guitar tools
Mark "Thumpus Amongus" Bass Player Dood - bass, bass rig, thumpin bass, cool grooves, band-certified bondo
Andrew "Big Bruddah" Merc - guitars, vocals, harmony lessons, the mystic spirit of the Island of Iguana
Jon "Boom Boom" Sheppard - bass, vocals, extra funkadelia
Donny "Wine and Women" Lindsey - keys, harmonica, vocals, Alleveneed, single-malt smoothness
Tony "The Original Drum Ho" Clampett - drums, vocals, wrenching, Mr. Potato Head
Tom "Playa" Somerville - bass, guitar, vocals, Friend of the Devil, random bootyness
Chris "Non-Emo" Difficult-to-spell-name - djembe, sound, the color black, no beer
Matt "Languid Doc" Walton - guitar, more guitar, still more guitar, more pedals than the tour-de-france, a love of nipplage
Influences: wine, women, phish, drama, llama, the grateful dead, led zeppelin, rush, the police, cheap trick, jimi hendrix, darth vader, bob marley, ziggy stardust, the allman brothers, string cheese incident, the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as prince, stanley kubrick, kickin chicken, japanese curry, skynyrd, jack johnson, present and exes, ben harper, KISS, the dallas cowboy cheerleaders, normal Al Yankovic, judas priest, television, j-lo's ass, the boogie man, elvis presley, michael franti and spearhead, 311, dog crateage, virginia, earth wind and fire, hawaii, the thighmaster, beer, santana, beer, robert johnson, Tenacious D, beer, cheese, and kielbasa.
Sounds Like: everything you've might have heard before but never quite the way you heard it. like a joke you might have heard at work but you can't quite remember the punch line. like cats in a washing machine attached to a dump truck with megadeath on the stereo... only in tune... usually.
Record Label: uUopsoft Productions
Type of Label: Indie
