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Cuddles

wowmr

About Me

i'm an irritable 80 year old man... in the body of a 20 year old.
i am doctor cox.
... the coxster.
a bastard filled bastard with bastard icing on top with bastard shaped bastards in a bastard bowl surounded by bastards.
teeheeeee
xxx
I don't know what to say, i'm my very own worst critic, and whatever i write i'm gunna end up thinking i sound like a cunt.
Well it's fashionable to be a cunt these days right? When i look through myspace and i see profiles with descriptions of their character pretty much dancing with joy to the idea of being an obnoxious asshole, it kind of makes me second guess the downside of genocide.
I might just be in a bad mood because i'm still feeling the after effects of having my nuts slammed through my back, but i just haven't got the time for people who find themselves flicking their bean while identifying themselves as obnoxious, pretentious, sycophantic cunts.
P.S FUCKING OUCH!!!

My Interests

i love beautiful people. Gender is irrelevant don't you think?

I'd like to meet:

someone who appreciates the fact that i need sex atleast twice a day... 3 times on birthdays... 4 on payday.

Music:

if i decide to give a shit about music i'd just be dissapointed by todays standard. So i try to keep a light heart. I'm not apart of your clique, i like raging music. Harmony is so redundant these days don't you think? ;)

Movies:

films aren't sexy enough!

Television:

Hate the damn thing.

Books:

The Bible (nothing like baffling christians with their own logic)

Heroes:

Slap on a cape i'll worship you no doubt.