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Max

About Me

i'm the typical loser-by-day crime-fighting-machine by night superhero. in between changing clothes i enjoy making crappy jokes that usually trail off and end mid-sentence or in murmurs and are followed by my main superpower: awkward silences.

My Interests

television

I'd like to meet:

someone exactly like me of the opposite sex.

Music:

the overly dramatic kind.

Movies:

kindergarden cop

Television:

the oc

Books:

alexander and the terrible, horrible, no good very bad day

Heroes:

henry david thoreau