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Well, my name is Sid, a rather fashionable young fellow if I do say so myself. Check out my pics, I wear Ruggy's old leather from his teenage years, keeps the old bones warm. I share a house with my good friend Ruggy. Most of the time it's great sharing, I really love our drunken chats in the evenings, well actually he does all the talking I'm more of a listener.He has bought me some lovely gifts over the years like my trusty guitar and just the other week he bought me a lovely ring, he really spoils me sometimes. But in the winter I freeze my Sacrum off, tight ol' Ruggy hardly ever puts the heating on and he makes me eat cold beans and pizzas with no cheese on them!Over the years i have appeared in many films and videos these are some of my favourites.... THIS ONE REALLY HURT! Had a lot of fun making this one.. I have a wicked sense humour these are some of my favourite jokes.....Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No bodyQ: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit !Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone.Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? A: It had no body to dance with.Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A: Sherlock Bones.Q: What instrument do skeletons play? A: Trom-BONE.Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!!!Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food? A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts.Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm? A: Nothing gets under their skin !Q: Why do skeletons hate winter? A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them !Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ? A: Because of all the coffin !Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart