Slaying Tang Crew
If you wish to be added as a friend, you must first prove that either A) you are a tang slayer worthy of recognition (This can be done be messaging us an awesome story on how you slayed some wicked tang...pictures are encouraged of said slaying), or B) that your tang is worthy of being slayed, pictures of you are required, pictures of your tang...not required, but won't hurt your chances of being accepted, unless of course you are a fat ugly broad with a loose tang whose lips hang down to your knees. This kind of shit will not be tolerated under any circumstances.
If you are a member and you are a broad and are in dire need of some tang slaying, please by all means let us know, and we will disperse one of our professional tang slayers to your home, or where ever you may be, to take care of your needs.
There are a few things you must understand.
1) Respect the Tang Slaying masters: Dan, David, Ramon, and Initiation (who's name shall be revealed..when i find it out)
2) Guys...you can not under any circumstances slay a tang that is deemed unworthy or unfit. If it is found out that you have done so you WILL be excommunicated.