Bass playing, participating in worthwhile discussions, meeting new people, buying junk (preferably at Car Boot Sales), going for long walks (and climbing over things, rocks specifically), listening to Music, finding and discovering new Music, Pokemon, the Metal Gear Solid series, Fencing, Badminton, Quizzes (Pub or otherwise), Chess, Reading, Writing, Wordplay, being witty and sardonic, Journalism, the English Language, Norse Mythology, the Human Mind, Philosophy, Parapsychology, the Occult
Les Claypool, Maynard James Keenan, Henry Rollins, Varg Vikernes, Marquis de Sade :D or anyone equal to them in sheer awesomeness
3 Inches Of Blood, 66 Boys, The 69 Eyes, A, Accept, Acid Bath, Ahmad, Akercocke, Alabama Thunderpussy, Alice In Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, Amen, American Dog, Amplifier, Anathema, Angra, Anthrax, Aphex Twin, The Atomic Bitchwax, Audioslave, Auf der Maur, Backyard Babies, Bathory, Battles, Black Flag, Blind Melon, Blownload, Burzum, Butthole Surfers, Candlebox, Cannibal Corpse, Cheap Trick, Corrosion Of Conformity, Courtney Love, The Cro-Mags, Crowbar, Cypress Hill, Danzig, David Bowie, De La Soul, Death, Deftones, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dire Straits, DJ Shadow, Down, Drive Like Jehu, Droid, Earth, Elliott Smith, Eminem, EyeHateGod, Fairport Convention, Faith No More, Fantômas, Flotsam And Jetsam, Fugazi, Gang Of Four, Genesis, Goatsnake, Green Day, Gruntruck, Hawkwind, Helloween, Helmet, The Hiss, I Hate Sally, In Flames, Incubus, Jane's Addiction, Job For A Cowboy, King's X, Korn, Kyuss, Lazarus Blackstar, Lemonheads, Level 42, Limp Bizkit, Living Colour, Los Natas, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marduk, maudlin of the Well, Mayhem, Megadeth, Metallica, Ministry, Monster Magnet, Mother Love Bone, Mr. Bungle, Mudhoney, My Dying Bride, My Ruin, Nebula, Neneh Cherry, Nile, Nirvana, No Doubt, NoFX, Opeth, Orange Goblin, Outkast, Pantera, Panzerchrist, Pearl Jam, A Perfect Circle, The Pharcyde, Pink Floyd, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Placebo, Portishead, Primus, Prong, Public Enemy, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Queensrÿche, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Raging Speedhorn, The Residents, Rollins Band, Saxon, Screaming Trees, Sepultura, The Showdown, Sick Of It All, Skid Row, Skinlab, Slayer, Slo Burn, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Sparks, Starsailor, Stone Temple Pilots, The Stranglers, Sum 41, Sunn O))), Sunride, System Of A Down, Taproot, Them, The Ting Tings, Tool, Ugly Kid Joe, Vader, Vangelis, Velvet Cacoon, Venetian Snares, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Yawning Man, Yes, Zaum, Zico Chain
Deliverance, I Robot, Jurassic Park, The Matrix, Signs, The Truman Show
The Apprentice, The Beverly Hillbillies, Black Books, Dexter, Ed Edd And Eddy, Fraiser, The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids, The IT Crowd, Just Shoot Me!, Malcolm In The Middle, My Name Is Earl, The Thin Blue Line, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Douglas Adams, Bill Bryson, Edgar Allen Poe, Louis Sachar, Tom Slemen, Lemony Snicket, R.L. Stine
Pretty much no-one :D