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Heartshaped Noose

Your Mother Ate My Dog!

About Me

I am 25, almost 26, and I have no idea how it happened... anyone have any clue as to how I got sooo old let me know. I live in Viva Las Girvan, where the lights are bright and the clubs are shite. :) We have a startling array of puggy machines and pedal boats, and why not bring your children for the day, to collect dog crap off the beach? You know you want to :)
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

You give and take equally in relationships.

You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You are fickle and tend to fall out of love easily. You bounce from romance to romance. How Are You In Love?found this music layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

Music, Atom Splitting, Genetically modifying,er, stuff, spending time in the lab.

I'd like to meet:

Matt Bellamy, Gerard Way, Dave Grohl, Gary Lightbody. Jared Leto, Jack White, Basically, any dark haired band types :) (and all of McFly, at the same time, please thank u)DONT JUDGE ME!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kelli Thomson
Birthday: 29 April
Birthplace: Irvine
Current Location: Girvan
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Between colours....:/
Height: 5ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black and white checked numbers
Your Weakness: Pretty black haired boys
Your Fears: Getting old and having cats
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheeeeeeeeeeese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting a pretty black haired boy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB (thats a sign am bored with you)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shite not again, just 5 more minutes...
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: When I stop chattering online (how sad)
Your Most Missed Memory: My granny
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Both! Honest, been single so long, I'll take what am given...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whit the feck, both sound rank
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Aye
Do you Swear: Fuck off
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Nope(I have a bath)
Have you Been in Love: Dunno, think I would know if I had tho
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: Meh
Do you belive in yourself: Meh
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope am hardcore
Do you think you are Attractive: Meh
Are you a Health Freak: MEH
Do you get along with your Parents: I think so, when we arent in the same room
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yarp
Do you play an Instrument: Narp
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: So much so my skin is banana yellow
In the past month have you Smoked: Yarp
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Narp
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NARP, just shut up!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Narp
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Narp
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NArp thats just wrong
In the past month have you been on Stage: Narp
In the past month have you been Dumped: I wish, chance would be a fine thing
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I chunky dunk
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Narp
Ever been Drunk: Yarp
Ever been called a Tease: Yarp
Ever been Beaten up: No, am hard as anything me
Ever Shoplifted: Yarp
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Irish
What country would you most like to Visit: America, I would feel skinny
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black :D
Short or Long Hair: Middlish
Height: not toooo tall am only small
Weight: Something to hang on to :) slightly chunksome
Best Clothing Style: Messy (ok emo-ish, ahem)
Number of Drugs I have taken: ooft
Number of CDs I own: Oooft
Number of Piercings: None, am a wuss
Number of Tattoos: See above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Millions

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Music:

Foo Fighters, Death Cab For Cutie, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Ryan Adams, Bright Eyes, Snow Patrol, Jacks Mannequin, Kings of Leon, Maximo Park, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, Mumm-ra, The Young Knives, Radiohead, The Stone Roses, Bob Dylan, The Postal Service, Lily Allen, The Rapture, Stereophonics, Take That :)

Movies:

Pans Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The Butterfly Effect, Vanilla Skies, True Romance, Snatch, Fight Club, Clerks 1 & 2, Mallrats, Dogma, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Kalafornia, Love and a .45, Magnolia, The Truman Show, EDTV, The Notebook, Mean Girls

Television:

Family Guy, Heroes, Lost, Friends, Extreme Makeover (it always makes me cry!)

Books:

Anything by Jodi Picoult, Richard Laymon or Patricia Cornwall

Heroes:

Kate :)

My Blog

Imaginary Friends

Last night I could not sleep. I watched Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, and it was wonderful. This is the most pointless blog you have ever read.
Posted by Heartshaped Noose on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST