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Name is Kris Johansen. ....I do believe that random movie quotes will improve the mood at a stuffy funeral ....I incite Internet Rule 34 on my google tool bar....If you don't know what Internet Rule 34 is then look it up....I think one of the greatest things that I have ever seen on the internet is worthy of sending the neighbors of the people who have seen it to hell as well as the observer. ....I'm not saying that I'm for it, but I don't think it’s the governments duty to restrict it. And if your argument against mine has anything to do with the possibilities of limiting a gene pool that could lead to mentally handicapped children, then make sure you tell your governor/senator/whoever to put restrictions against 50% of the population from reproducing as well as continuing to restrict Incest.…. I know that file sharing music is wrong and immoral but I still do it without any hesitation what-so-ever. The day the library stops giving books out for free I will then pay for the crap that these lawyers and producers call music. ....If I woke one day to find myself the only remaining person alive; I'm sure I wouldn't stop covering my nose when I sneeze. ....I believe that I have good hard evidence that people with pet elephants don't love them as much as people with cute little pet dogs cause I never see the elephants being walked down the street by their owners. I couldn't imagine how that makes the elephant feel. ....Would you agree that drowning is the same as overdosing on water?....If you find humor in this joke then we may be able to hang. -What did superman say when he saw an elephant walking down the street? "Hey. There's an elephant" -- What did he say when he saw an elephant wearing dark sunglasses walking down the street? Nothing. He didn't recognize him