Crisis at the Convent |
God bless you all on this gorgeous Sunday morning. I hope you're down on bended knee and thanking God for all the glories of his world and not up to any filthy mischief.Come here now till I tell you -...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:52:00 GMT |
Healthy Mind Healthy Body |
Lord, lamplight and Jesus, I'm back, having had a shocking experience. Holy Mother of God, but I'm not the better of it. That Sister Labia Majora, the one with the pillow lips and short skirts -...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:45:00 GMT |
The Wee Saints has got a New Nun |
Sister Labia Majora joined us today and we are all very excited at the convent. It's a long time since we had any new novitiates. Sr Aloysius tried to send her away, thinking she'd come to the wrong ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:10:00 GMT |
M RSA and Me |
Good morning and God bless you all. Tis me, Sister MaryB, back from the dead and no thanks to the NHS. Settle yourself down now and I'll tell you the whys and wherefores. Do you recall I f...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:02:00 GMT |
Gods Promise |
Good morning flock of God from Sister MaryB the stripping nunI hope this beautiful morning finds you all safe and well and not too tired from mopping up the excretions of the latest storm. I know t...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:00:00 GMT |
Sister Maryb the Stripping nun welcomes you all |
Hello Lambs of God. You'll be very shocked to hear that I've been in police custody. That's right, under arrest. The indignity of it all and me a holy nun. Now before you think I went out mugging old ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:13:00 GMT |
Sr MaryB the stripping nun here again |
Ah there you are - I've been lookin out for you all week - a bit like Jesus at mass on Sundays, wondering if anyone is going to turn up. Don't you hate that? It's like there you are with the table all...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:07:00 GMT |
May the Lord be Truly Praised |
I fell off the roof. There I was up on top of it trying to fix a few slates that were blown off by a recent storm, when along comes, Rooney - that child should be locked up - and pulls the ladder away...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:38:00 GMT |
Keep me pure! The taps have arrived. Hope is in sight! |
Good morning lads, lasses, saints, sinners and politicians. The joy is upon me this morning all right and it's all down to the postman bearing gifts and it was okay because he isn't Greek. And b...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:21:00 GMT |
Water water everywhere and the convent is in a right mess |
Good day to you all you lovely people of all colours, creeds, shapes and sizes and inclinations. I've just spent the last hour with my thumb jammed in a waterpipe but sure I might as well be doi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:10:00 GMT |
