It's 4:19... Got a minute?
"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."
- BOB MARLEY 
 
Name: Joel Effing Johnson 
Birthday: September 28th, 1987 
Birthplace: Fort Wort, TEXAS!!! 
Current Location: My house i've lived in for 17 years 
Eye Color: blue 
Hair Color: blondish brown... it's winter 
Height: 6 feet.... can't get any easier than that 
Right Handed or Left Handed: i switch it up a little lol 
Your Heritage: Irish, German, and American 
The Shoes You Wore Today: i haven't. just 2 pairs of socks 
Your Weakness: Chicks man. Chicks 
Your Fears: getting my penis chopped off while sleeping 
Your Perfect Pizza: 4 cheese pizza all the way!! 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quit smoking 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: couldn't tell ya. i just talk 
Thoughts First Waking Up: where's my lover 
Your Best Physical Feature: the fact that i'm not HUGELY fat 
Your Bedtime: when i drink too much and pass out 
Your Most Missed Memory: childhood 
Pepsi or Coke: Coke 
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickie D's 
Single or Group Dates: Depends................ 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: if it's sweet just give it to me 
Chocolate or Vanilla: twist cones at McDonalds!! 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Jager Bomb!!! 
Do you Smoke: unfortunately 
Do you Swear: like a sailor 
Do you Sing: lmfao nope i hummmm 
Do you Shower Daily: Of course 
Have you Been in Love: yea.. 
Do you want to go to College: Oh hell yea 
Do you want to get Married: when i'm done playin the field 
Do you belive in yourself: all the time 
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope 
Do you think you are Attractive: Yea for the most part 
Are you a Health Freak: when i don't have the munchies 
Do you get along with your Parents: yes... everyone should 
Do you like Thunderstorms: just as long as i can play in the rain 
Do you play an Instrument: no that's another misfortune 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course 
In the past month have you Smoked: yep 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hmmmm... 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea especially the new outlet mall that opened 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: lmfao oh hell yea 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope but i wouldn't mind some right now 
In the past month have you been on Stage: no 
In the past month have you been Dumped: no 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea but holy shit was it cold 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i'm sure i have from 7-11 or something 
Ever been Drunk: More than you know 
Ever been called a Tease: haha as a matter of fact 
Ever been Beaten up: nuh uh 
Ever Shoplifted: lol 
How do you want to Die: in my sleep 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: male porn star!!! lol 
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica! don't forget we're still going skyler! 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: blue 
Favourite Hair Color: blonde 
Short or Long Hair: it don't matter 
Height: shorter than me 
Weight: A LOT lighter than me 
Best Clothing Style: how ever they look good 
Number of Drugs I have taken: nunya damn business 
Number of CDs I own: how ever many i have burned 
Number of Piercings: 1... 
Number of Tattoos: none 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1... 2.... possibly more 
 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
            
        