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joel

Only God Can Judge Me

About Me

It's 4:19... Got a minute?
"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."
- BOB MARLEY


Name: Joel Effing Johnson
Birthday: September 28th, 1987
Birthplace: Fort Wort, TEXAS!!!
Current Location: My house i've lived in for 17 years
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blondish brown... it's winter
Height: 6 feet.... can't get any easier than that
Right Handed or Left Handed: i switch it up a little lol
Your Heritage: Irish, German, and American
The Shoes You Wore Today: i haven't. just 2 pairs of socks
Your Weakness: Chicks man. Chicks
Your Fears: getting my penis chopped off while sleeping
Your Perfect Pizza: 4 cheese pizza all the way!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quit smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: couldn't tell ya. i just talk
Thoughts First Waking Up: where's my lover
Your Best Physical Feature: the fact that i'm not HUGELY fat
Your Bedtime: when i drink too much and pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickie D's
Single or Group Dates: Depends................
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: if it's sweet just give it to me
Chocolate or Vanilla: twist cones at McDonalds!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Jager Bomb!!!
Do you Smoke: unfortunately
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: lmfao nope i hummmm
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: yea..
Do you want to go to College: Oh hell yea
Do you want to get Married: when i'm done playin the field
Do you belive in yourself: all the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yea for the most part
Are you a Health Freak: when i don't have the munchies
Do you get along with your Parents: yes... everyone should
Do you like Thunderstorms: just as long as i can play in the rain
Do you play an Instrument: no that's another misfortune
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hmmmm...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea especially the new outlet mall that opened
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: lmfao oh hell yea
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope but i wouldn't mind some right now
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea but holy shit was it cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i'm sure i have from 7-11 or something
Ever been Drunk: More than you know
Ever been called a Tease: haha as a matter of fact
Ever been Beaten up: nuh uh
Ever Shoplifted: lol
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: male porn star!!! lol
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica! don't forget we're still going skyler!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: it don't matter
Height: shorter than me
Weight: A LOT lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: how ever they look good
Number of Drugs I have taken: nunya damn business
Number of CDs I own: how ever many i have burned
Number of Piercings: 1...
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1... 2.... possibly more
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My Interests

Music:

^^Lil Wayne -- Mic Check^^
listen to it!