It's hard to be serious when I say that I'm French but also Polish, that I have Spanish blood, that I used to live in Paris, Warsaw, Oslo and Stockholm and that I settled in Poland even if most of my friends are in Paris.
So, just forget what you read and consider a cool guy, deeply interested in music, photography and literature, who spend a lot of time travelling in Europe to visit all his friends, who can be easily found in a pub, in front of 5 or 6 empty glasses....
Huh, what else?
I guess I have to keep the rest for a conversation in a pub, after ordering a 7th beer.
Chris