101 Reasons Why Sarah Coleson Is a Douche Bag... (Part 1 and 2 of 4) |
She wears petruli oil, yet smells of toilet water.Her milkshake has never, nor will never bring the boys to the yard.She couldn't solve a Rubik's cube to save her life.SHE is the one wi...
Posted by DanActive on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:40:00 PST |
Because it just doesn't read right when posted in my "About Me"... |
More and more frequently I have been spending my late evenings or, rather, my early mornings staring face down at my own pathetic reflection, shimmering in the shallow water of my toilet. Our pr...
Posted by DanActive on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST |
More bullshit in general, and my style of bullshit in particular... |
Christ, I'm tired of staring at a blank sheet of paper, or I guess a blank MS Word page in my case. Time to put fingers to keyboard; text to document. Times New Roman is the way for me. I stray from A...
Posted by DanActive on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:18:00 PST |
My Ongoing List of Hate... |
I'm a hater. What can I say? Shit just pisses me off. That's why I have decided to start an ongoing list of things and people that I hate for everyone to view. I will try to pr...
Posted by DanActive on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:20:00 PST |
I fucking love puppies and kittens... |
Where is this deep well of optimism that most people dip into everyday? Did they have to search for this well, or did they just happen to stumble upon it one day while chasing butterflies? ...
Posted by DanActive on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:48:00 PST |
Yet another story of humiliation that I feel compelled to share with all... |
There is no limit set to the depth of my patheticism (dont bother looking it up; you wont find it. Its another Dan-ism*). Two minor events have occurred in the past three weeks that have...
Posted by DanActive on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:17:00 PST |
And now an amateur attempt at poetry... |
Last night I was drinking a bit and decided to try my hand at poetry. Please keep in mind that I have never attempted to write a poem before. (Why do I feel it necessary to include a pream...
Posted by DanActive on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:26:00 PST |
My prayers have been answered... |
My two-and-a-half yearlong campaign with the American brewing industry of America has finally come to an end. Thousands of letters and telephone calls later, my persistence and dedication to thi...
Posted by DanActive on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 02:38:00 PST |
Ladies and Gentlemen, I implore you... fucking knock it off! (Finished in its entirety) |
After browsing over hundreds-upon-hundreds of profiles here on MySpace, I have come to the conclusion that the most common thread that keeps our extended network bound together is hypocrisy. Y...
Posted by DanActive on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 10:02:00 PST |
For the record: I am truly not gay... |
A few people have mentioned that they now subscribe to my "blogs", so I figured I would try to post one once a week. So here you go...
My ex-girlfriend asked me if I could watch her dogs while s...
Posted by DanActive on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
