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Errant Kohl

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About Me


-Grew up in Delaware, Ohio -Struck by lightning at age 6 -Attended a Fundamentalist Christian School until the second week of my sophomore year of high school -Ran away from home -Made deal with parents -Attended a public high school where my father was the Vice Principal in charge of discipline for the remainder of high school -Discovered rock and roll -Dropped out of Ohio State University's school of Jazz Studies -Moved to Atlanta, Georgia with a rock band -Toured Southeast -Moved to Columbus, Ohio where I stayed for far too long and made friends, records, and performed in more rock bands -Toured all over the US of A in various rock and/or roll bands -Relocated to Portland, Oregon -Joined more bands and continue to make records and perform -Kind to most animals -Good with other people's kids -Kicks real high -Aries -Fast and furious -Quick on the thinkin' -Light on the stinkin' -Easy on the eyes (Tuesday thru Thursdays) -Confrontational on the political -Moderately good speller -Can play like a hundred different instruments at an intermediate level -Abhor the Greek system -Full of ideas, some of which are good ones -Desperately trying to retain my sense of humor

My Interests

-Music -Music -Music -Hiking -Camping (remotely) -Fashion -Frenching -Bringing down the Bush Empire -Smarting off -Kool Aid -Twitching -Dancing (any style, but especially breakdancing) -Drunk Wrestling -Bringing back Revolution Summer -Boxing with my cat Binky (I miss her) -Maps - Apparently now I am attracted to submarines

I'd like to meet:


Evel Knievel

Probably even more interesting in his afterlife

Music:

I'm a pop baby rock and roll child with a special place in my heart for the 70's glam. I need stupid music sometimes as much as serious music. I need to be possessed. I need to cry and fall down laughing and then later smash shit up. Lately I've been listening to Lookbook, Back Stabbeth, Templeton, Jennifer Faust, Dear Hoof, Mike Coykendall, Howlin' Maggie, M Ward, The Thrills, Louis XIV, Ambulance LTD, Spoon, The Clash, The Cure, Tanner, The Arcade Fire, Paper Airplane, You're So Bossy, The Alwood Sisters, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Wilco, INXS, VHS or Beta, The Sun (the new record is good), The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Love as Laughter, Swervedriver, Prince, Chuck Berry, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Motorhead, The Melvins with Big Business, Queen, Imperial Drag, Teenage Fanclub, Bruce Springsteen, Muse (sometimes), The Darkness, Eddie Cochran (the real king of rock and roll), The Postal Service, Shesus, The Heartless Bastards, New Order, Slayer (when in the company of sweaty balls), Probot, The 13th Floor Elevators, "X" (always), Jimmy Hendrix (duh), The Means (R.I.P), Fugazi (always), Verbena, Afghan Whigs, Hank Sr., Hall and Oats, The Police (back in the day), The Dandy Warhalls, Glenn Miller, Woody Herman, Tommy Dorsey, The Mills Brothers, Bob Dillan, The Replacements, Sonic Youth, The Allen Parsons Project, 10 CC, The Townsmen, Greenhorn, Radiohead, Billy Holiday, 'Til Tuesday, Aimee Mann, Gene Autrey (the singing cowboy), Dolly Parton, Pretty Mighty Mighty, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, The Evil Queens, The Church, Nirvana, Howlin' Maggie (used to play with them), Tears for Fears, Earwig, The Pixies, Van Halen (not Van Hagar), The Cars, The Fixx, Blur, Fairmount Girls, Rick Springfield (godfather of emo), Primal Scream, Pink Floyd (again), Def Leppard (again), Queens of the Stone Age, T Rex (always), David Bowie (forever), etc.
This video is The Jennifer Faust Sextet performing her song "Lights Down" at Mississippi Studios.
Sadly, it was our final show.

Movies:

The Mist, There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men, The Proposition, Children of Men, Clean, Babel, Bad Education, Pan's Labyrinth, Detroit Rock City, Red Dawn (we could fight on this one), Hustle and Flow, The Aviator, Bring It On, The River's Edge, Star Wars (episode 5 I think), Blade Runner, I 3 Huckabees, Welcome to the Doll House, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Little Miss Sunshine, Hustle and Flow, The Hitcher, Raising Arizona, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Some Kind of Wonderful, Lost Boys, Purple Rain, The Outsiders, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Friday, Napolian Dynamite, E Tu Mama Tambien, Sex and Lucia, The Sound of Music, West Side Story, Barbarella, Baxter, The Unheard Music, Instrument, anything starring Traci Lords and/or Marylin Chambers. This list is also subject to change often.

Television:

I'm waiting for true reality TV to surface. I usually only watch TV when I have exhausted all other possibilities. OK - the news as entertainment, but not for actual information. Please. I'd be more likely to talk about all the shows I waisted my time watching while I was growing up.

Books:

"The Giving Tree" by Shel Silversteen, "The Perks of Being a Wallflower", "Charlotte's Web" by E.B. White, "The People's History of The United States", "Real Ultimate Power"(The Official Ninja Handbook), "The Fermata", and anything that I am currently reading is usually my favorite book. I love fashion mags and fanzines also. So there.

Heroes:


"Never interrupt someone doing something you said couldn't be done." - Amelia Earhart

My Blog

The Master Cleanse

Starting today I will be on The Master Cleanse diet/fast for ten days with Katy. So if you want to go drinking or to dinner with me, please check with me in about two weeks or so. Wish us luck.-Christ...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:35:00 PST

LOOKBOOK Debut This friday

MODERN STATEPIRATE RADIOLOOKBOOKJOHN MAGNIFICOFRIDAY, MARCH 28LANGANO LOUNGE1435 SE Hawthorne Blvd(Under Jarra’s Ethiopian)9PMFREELOOKBOOK stars Nate "Bronco" Beeghly, Errant Kohl, and Geordie "...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:23:00 PST

Notable Ohio Artists

I compiled this list a while back. If you would like to add to it, please message me. Here are a few of the reasons Ohio is the heart of it all. Oh, not to mention it's where the term "rock and roll" ...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:46:00 PST

Bad News First

For those of you who have been wondering what's up with me lately ie: why I've been hiding out and/or being generally anti-social...Well, I've been through a big break-up with the love of my life who ...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:36:00 PST

Free CDs in Columbus

The CD I recently produced for Portland artist Jennifer Faust is now available at a few choice spots in Columbus. It is entitled "Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board". It is currently unreleased. And...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:47:00 PST

California Vacation 2007

Just got back from an amazing California vacation. Jennifer and I took eight days and traveled around Northern California including lots of camping, hiking, beach bumming, San Fransisco hanging with m...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:14:00 PST

Jennifer Faust record finished

I am proud to announce that the album that  I produced for Jennifer Faust is now finished. We also have a myspace site up and running and would like you all to check it out, listen to some of the...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

Making Rock History

    So here's an update. Music is consuming my life again. It's fall now and the mountains will have to wait. I have essentially four different music projects blooming. The first and mo...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST

back in ohio soon

i'll be visiting from october 2nd to the 6th with templeton shows in columbus and regionally. hopefully i'll be able to catch up with some good friends in between rock and/or roll madness. the temple...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:35:00 PST

yup, shore did

on the fourth of july, i was in vernonia, oregon  with my friend jennifer at an old mill near a lake. i was jumping from one concrete support to another and didn't make it with any dignity. my le...
Posted by Errant Kohl on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:21:00 PST