Hell, I really dont know what to tell you about me, I have had a pretty crazy life i guess. Well, I suppose I will start from the beginning. I was born in Potrsmouth, Ohio, the son of Christopher Newman Toller Sr., and Kathy Bush. I have one full blooded brother who still to this day worries the shit out of me about where he is half the time. I have 2 half sisters, 3 step sisters and a stepbrother. I never really knew any of them though because I grew up in the foster care system all the way up till the age of 18. I lived in over 20 different homes over the course of my short life, but stayed in pretty much two general areas in Ky. I spent the first 13 years of my life around Lewis County, Ky and then spent the rest of the time up until my 18th b-day in Morgan county, Ky. I worked as a disc jockey and programs assistant at WLKS Radio there. Well I was pretty content for a while and one day I decided that life in the country was pretty shitty but I had no idea how hard it was to just start your own life. So, at the age of 18 I met a sexy little female from down around where i lived in Morgan county. I thought that I had found what I was looking for. I was so bad pussy whipped by that girl it was ridiculous (lol). Anyways i decided I was going to move to Ohio with her and try to start a life together. Hell, I dropped out of my senior year in high school, bought a greyhound ticket and took off for the buckeye state. Well, my stay there lasted every bit of 3 or 4 months. Me and her broke up shortly after we moved ther because she started stripping and seemed a little too friendly with the customers for my liking. So, I was pretty much in a world of hurt now. I sat around in the cold for a day or so and then it dawned on me that a guy that I had worked with back in Ky was living up around that area. So I got his number and gave him a call. I begged him to help me out and he was probably the only thing that saved my ass from being a homeless bum in Ohio. I have to give alot of thanks to him for that. After I tried my hand at the photography business working for a company out of Cincinatti, selling portrait sesions out of stores. It was a fun gig but I was nowhere near responsible enough at theat age to do the things required of me. But while I was employed there I met a girl that worked at a Kroger's Store. She was really sweet and kind. Her name was Elizabeth and I remember her well. She had short hair that was kinda blondish brown, and she had green eyes. She was really nice to me and we dated for every bit of 6 months or so. I went and hung out at her parents house and they were always very nice to me even if they were a bit suspicious of me. I was a good guy with a lot of ambitions but I really wasn't going anywhere and this was the first time in my life that I considered the military as a possible solution. But, Elizabeth talked me out of it. She said that it would be too hard on her for me to go away for that period of time. So, since I was out of a job and out of money, I decided i would go back to ky and try to live with my foster parents again. They agreed to let me move back in because they knew that I was trying hard in life. Me and Elizabeth continued to date for about a month after I moved back but I eventually called it off because I felt like I was being a burden to her and besides her parents were way too overprotective. She was driving aver 400 miles every weekend to come see me. I really liked the girl but some things just arent meant to be I guess. When I went back to school they told me they couldnt give me credit because I had missed too much, but since you are required to go to school in order to be placed in the foster care system I decided I had better go to school anyway. I finished out that year with my senior class and had planned on returning the next semester for my diploma. But, once again someone else had other things in mind for me. That was the summer of 2003 and I still thought I knew everything. Truth be told though, I had only had a small taste of life. Enough to sting me but not quite enough to make me learn my lesson. I got restless and got a bad case of diarreah of the mouth and said some pretty stupid stuff. Well, needless to say I was out on my ass once again. But I asked for it, and I damn sure got it. I didnt go far at first. They loade what stuff I had into the vehicle, drove me about 2 miles down the road opened the door and said "good luck". Well, I just sat there thinking for a while about how bad I had probably just screwed up. A friend of mine named Brandon happened to be driving down the road and saw me sitting on the side of the road with all my bags and asked me what had happened. I told him about it and he offered to let me stay with him for a while. When I got to his house his parents decided that they could not accomadate another person living there and I don't blame them. So I moved down the road a ways to live with another friend of mine named David. That was an interesting time in my life. I stayed there about a month and one morning I got woke up by his dad who told me David had wrecked his flipped his truck into a ditch and that him and his girlfriend were in pretty bad shape. So, I got dressed and we rushed down there to pull the truck out. The ambulance had already taken David and his girlfriend Elizabeth to the local hospital. Once we got the truck out I went out to the hospital to see how they were doing. David was ok they said but Elizabeth had to be transported to the hospital in lexington. Me being who I am I offered to go stay with her because her parents would not come stay with her. I don't know why really but it doesn't matter. I stayed with her the entire week until David could make it up there to be with her. Once he got there I just got up and walked out. I met a guy that had been staying at the hospital and ended up helping him get home. I am still not really sure as to where it was that I was at to this day. Well, needless to say I got into a little trouble and had to get out of there fast. I called my dad whom I had never really talked to and told him my situation. He drove up to get me and took me back to his house. So there I was back in Lewis county again. I lived with my dad for a little while and then moved over to my moms place where I lived in a little shack for about a month. I got tired of that quickly though and decided to find out where my dad had went because he moved shortly after I left. I found out that he had moved to Bristol, Tennessee. So that's where I went. I moved down there and stayed with them in a 1 room apartment where there was 8 of us. We were packed like sardines lol. After a month or two once dad had made a little money he got a bigger apartment and I kept that one for myself. We were all working at this place called "Used Tire World" and I was making $6.25 an hour which wasn't much money to live on with me paying $400 dollars a month on rent. I was struggling just to get by. After about 4-5 months that company went out of business and needless to say I wasn't very qualified for anything. I couldn't even get a job flipping burgers. So, eventually I got evicted (imagine that) and that's when I decided to join the army and this time there was othing stopping me. This is when I met another one of the influential people in my life. Her name was Linda and I still keep in touch with her today. She took me in and gave me a place to stay until I left for basic training. It took about 3 months to do all the paperwork to get in the army andI left for Basic in February of 04'. After I completed my 4 month stay at Fort Knox, Kentucky, I went to Fort Stewart, Georgia where I became part of the 3rd Infantry Division. I trained up for 5 or 6 months and then I got deployed to Iraq where I have been ever since January of this year. Hopefully I'll get out of this hellhole soon and get on with my life.
UPDATE---
Well, I have been out of Iraq for a while now, I got a divorce from my ex-wife, and I am now happily engaged to a very beautiful young woman. I think I found a really good one this time because we get along remarkably well and we have been together over 9 months now. I don't know for sure when I want to get married again yet but I know it will be with her. I have found out that I should be heading back to Iraq sometime in the fall of 08" and I am not looking forward to it but that is a soldier's life I guess.
Well, I think I have rambled on long enough but it felt good to get that out there. If anyone would like to know anything else let me know
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