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~Jonny~

The path to hell is paved with good intentions, that's why I intend to do bad

About Me

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div table td { visibility: visible }; div table { visibility: visible }; found this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.comRead my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™I?m a 27 year old that loves to have a good time. I like bar hopping, playing bar sports (pool, darts, foosball, ping pong), sports (football, basketball, volleyball, Dodge ball, Softball) and dancing. I try to work out as much as possible, but my laziness does take control a lot. I?m goofy, a dork, and consider myself some what intelligent. I love useless information. I appreciate artistic work, but I don?t know a lot about it nor am I artistic myself. I hate cold weather, so Minnesota and I do not get along very well. I like to make people laugh, and love to laugh in return. I believe laughter is the root of happiness. My ideal weekend would be a bunch of friends at a lake camping, with a lot of beer, and a boat.
I Grew up in a small town of 1300 people in Nebraska and joined the Army after high school. I was in the Signal Corp as a Signal Support System Specialist. I was stationed in South Carolina, Georgia, and Then Louisiana. After I got out I lived with my sister and niece in Houston until I decided to go to Dallas for school. I graduated from DeVry in October of 2003 for Network and Communications Management. I moved to Mankato around January of 2006 for my beautiful daughter Avery.
Take the quiz:
Which Griffin Family Guy Character are you?

Stewie
You are smarter than most of those surrounding you, yet it is wasted on heinous projects. You demand alot and kick ass when you dont get it.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
You Belong in 1965
If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are Las Vegas
Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.
You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.
You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning.
Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy What American City Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet new friends. It doesn't matter, guys or girls. I'm new to the area and don't know alot of people, so getting to know some cool people would be nice. Or any of these stars!

Music:

This is a mix of the type of music I like

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Movies:

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My Blog

My favorite philosopher!

"I believe there is a purpose for every life, but an individual's decisions determine how smooth or bumpy his path becomes along the way. In my opinion, all people can and should be held morally accou...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:43:00 PST

The Unabomber's Manifesto

So I think this is very interesting and people should read it.  It is very long, so beware.  If you don't know things about the unabomber then you should know that he was a genius.  He ...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

Sex!!! Read all about it!!

Look, I managed to trick you into reading this blog, just like all of those annoying little fucken bulletin's that everyone postes all the time. What can I say though, I am the schmuck that continues ...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:17:00 PST

Meyers-Briggs indicator test

The Portrait of the Promoter Artisan (eStP) The Artisans called Promoters are not only concrete in speech and utilitarian in achieving their goals; they are also directive and expressive in their soci...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST

Sex Facts!!

1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have hea...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:16:00 PST

My parents and growing up :D

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed f...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST

Poem I jacked from a friends page. I can really connect with it.

"Inside" Bottled up inside Are the words I never said, The feelings that I hide, The lines you never read. You can see it in my eyes, Read it on my face: Trapped inside are lies Of the past I can't re...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:35:00 PST

Fairy Tale Jokes

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't lether. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmotherappears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she ...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:35:00 PST

You know you grew up in the 80's or early 90's if:

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's or Early 90's    if.................................  1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word"SIKE"     2. You watched t...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:12:00 PST

Poem - by The Used

Small, simple, safe priceRise the wake and carry me with all of my regretsThis is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and healsAnd I am not afraid to dieI'm not afraid to bleed, and fuc...
Posted by ~Jonny~ on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST