I'm just an accountant/pinball nerd who makes rude but sometimes clever comments. I have no emotions and have had the same haircut since 8th grade.
My tournament winnings from my professional pinball playing career has helped put food on the table. Currently ranked #5 in the World, but my family and friends help keep me grounded from getting too big of an ego. After all . . . it's only pinball.
Having passed my CPA exam after many many attempts and getting some experience in the real world, I'm now in charge of the books at Raw Thrills, Inc. They make kick ass arcade games, the latest and greatest being Fast and Furious Drift and Big Buck Hunter Pro.