Hi! This is my chance to tell the world how fabulous I am...Unfortunately, if I listed too many of my talents such as teaching mermaids synchronised swimming and walking on water, then there would be nothing left for me to brag about when we meet.The truth is, I am a average guy from Staffordshire with a wicked sense of humour. I can be a bit of a bitch at times (its the gay gene) but my friends assure me that this is a good thing and I would never purposely hurt someones feelings. My friends are really important to me and I am always on the lookout for more, as well as "the one!" Also renting my friends fag hags at the moment and so would not mind purchasing one of my own. Please apply within....
