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About Me


You said something stupid like, 'love steals us from loneliness.'
Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure.
Because nothing is real. =DDD
CHECK OUT MY MAD BAMBOO SKILLZ.
I don't really do much. I can't really play sport (HAHA) and I can't really play an instrument or paint. I think my friends are 1334 and my boyfriend is phitt (in a loose sense of the word. xD) and though I'm not very good at exams I still love my life. There are good times, and bad times and days where you can lie on your back and just smile because everything feels perfect. Isn't that what we all want?
I like WALKING TO PLACES. Not like "OMG. I am in a field. I am now going to walk to ANOTHER FIELD, just for laughs." I like walking in the sense of, "I am bored. LET'S GO VISIT OUR FRIEND 10 MILES AWAY BY WALKING THERE." though my requests are usually met with incredulous looks. Kelsey usually comes with me though. Love Kelsey. =D
Being with Simon everything else. =D
Tim is 'the man' though this definition is doubtable.
I Bayliss is like, well large.
Ben W, though my fellow Satanist and destroyer of small children and their pets, is probably more evil than me. I'm working on it.
NATHAN is the madness to my grease. Without him, there would BE NO SUN. D=
I love:
- Geoffrey. =DD) - Life yoghurt and beefs. =D
- The SUN OMG.
- Water. *salivates*
- DATE STAMP OMG.
- Paperclips.
- Brick. (*tear*)
- FRIENDS. =DDDD (... I can pretend. ^-^)
- Shower Gel. (Sarah got me LOADS for Christmas and now I have one for EVERY DAY. So good. So good.)
- Pretending to go to the gym.
- Taking Eleanor to Nottingham and UNLEASHING HER ON THE UNKNOWING WORLD.
- SOCKS.
- HARRY POTTER. (omgomg.)
- Oscar Wilde. =D
- Edward Monkton stuffs.
- Livinggg. =D
- Suddenly thinking I can hear voices in my head, but then realising that I'm actually on the phone and just wasn't concentrating. =D
I hate:
- Uuuh. When people are MEAN. (I can tell this section is going to be 'good'. xD)
- Being alone. =(
- Sodding thank you letters.
- Forgetting to record everything with photographs because I'm too drunk/unconscious. *facepalm*
- Being too drunk. D=
- REVISING. D=
- Private myspaces. -.- Ruins all my fun. =D
- Er. That's it, really. xD
"I killed you," He said. "I'm sorry."
Love bright eyes. =D
WILL YOU SHUT UP.

My Interests


LAVA LAMPS. *drool*
angst, books, bricks, british psychedelia, cartoons, drawing, folk-rock, happy endings, hockey, huddling with friends, hugs, humour, indie, jaffa s, lip balm, love, oasis, painting, pencils, persil adverts, philip pullman, pizza hut, psychedelia, randomizing, reading, sarcasm, silence, snowy days, soul-sucking, the beatles, thinking-time, turtleneck sweaters, walls, watercolour pencils, writing.
I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I love his beard. =D

I'd like to meet:

OMG, The Beatles when they were young and had cool hair. So it's impossible... Don't ruin my dream.
Crazy Gary Oldman. (HE'S SO CRAZY.)
Squidward. Harry Potter. And Ron. And Hermione. And Albus Dumbledore but when he's alive, not dead, because that would be gross. Also Draco Malfoy. Obv.

Music:

... I'll add this when I have more time.
It's to scare Issie! It's also amazing.
I know this woman who names all her pets after the animals they are. There's dog, cat, pirana etc. I know this is a WOLF and not a dog, but dog sounds cooler. Egads.

Movies:

Trainspotting, Yellow Submarine, Help!, A Hard Day's Night, Caddyshack

Television:

What's one of them?

Books:

Harry Potter (YEY), Anything by Tamora Pierce, Northern Lights, books that are piled on the stairs, Tito: The Story of the Coyote That Learned How (which I lost then found underneath Prance the beanie baby.)

Heroes:

DANGERMOUSE.

"Not" James Porter.

OBVIOUSLY.
(it's NOT James Porter. Of course it isn't. What? =D)

My Blog

The Mutant Strawberry of Terror

From the producers of 'The Mutant Cherry of Doom', I present to you, 'Freak Fruit 2 - The Mutant Strawberry of Terror'It GLOWS WITH EVIL.It looks like a demented bat. Or CLAM!...
Posted by be(c)ki(ey) on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:32:00 PST

boyfriend application - I ask for forgiveness. =D obviously not to be taken seriously. ^-^

BASICS: Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair:Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:1 . Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/smoke?4. Do you like extreme sports?5. ...
Posted by be(c)ki(ey) on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

Incomprehensible Poem Of Nothingness. =)

Your eyes Brush mine Flicker on, off, cold, hot Indecision wrecks  too close to the edge to Fall or feint   I fall Your arms catch me quicker than His ever did   Watch your smile Never on, ...
Posted by be(c)ki(ey) on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST

Mirror of Dreams. Or, Mirror of Smeard. (haha)

I read somewhere the other day that dreams might show our deepest, most desperate desires. (Much like the Mirror of Erised). (Erised is desire backwards, if you're too stupid mentally challenged (got ...
Posted by be(c)ki(ey) on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:29:00 PST

It's The Sea Air, You Know...!

Just saying... You know how people compliment you when you've been on holiday? Usually, they say that you're tanned, or that you've lost weight with all that lying around doing nothing. But today, I w...
Posted by be(c)ki(ey) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mildly Scary Quiz. (Mmm. Quizzes...)(Stolen off Doogle.)

[I _____ becki ][becki is ____. ][ If i were alone in a room with becki I would _____. ][ I think becki should _____. ][becki needs _____. ][ I want to ____ with becki ][becki can ...
Posted by be(c)ki(ey) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mutant Cherry Of Doom

Would YOU eat a cherry that looked like that? It's so evil. It even has a SCARY MUTANT CHERRY GRIN. *shudder* ... I get more scared every time I look at it. ... It even has scary cherry teeth. xxx...
Posted by be(c)ki(ey) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quiz thing I STOLE from Chloe.

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by be(c)ki(ey) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST