PRANK CALL TO NEW YORK |
So I made a prank call to New York the other day.Some guy answered the phone."Hello?" he said."Hi," I said. "What do the Wall Street Stock Exchanges get when oil prices go up, credit card interest rat...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:12:00 GMT |
COPS=TERRORISTS |
In 2001, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 Americans.Only one other organization killed more Americans that year...In 2001, cops killed nearly five times that many Americans (according to LOW classified ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:29:00 GMT |
TO DICK CHENEY |
The other day someone asked Dick Cheney why the Bush administration hadn't captured Bin Laden.Cheney said that they hadn't captured him because: "Bin Laden is probably hiding in a really deep hole som...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:27:00 GMT |
A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE REVOLUTION |
So I recently came across an American soldier who was very proud of himself for being in the military."Fuck you!" I yelled. "America was founded on OVERTHROWING a military, not starting one!"
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:25:00 GMT |
WANT TO BE A COP? DOESN'T MATTER YOUR AGE, THEY JUST WANT QUEERS. |
Want to be a cop? It doesn't matter your age.They're just hiring queers to make advances on guys in public restrooms.(Someone tries hitting on you under a bathroom stall, kill that cop!!!)Also,they're...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:23:00 GMT |
TO IRISH CATHOLICS |
Usually my fight is with protestants, but the other day I got into a terrible fight with a group of Catholics. They thought it was impossible to be Irish if you weren't Catholic."Fuck You!" I yelled a...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:16:00 GMT |
MAKING CRACK |
Someone recently asked me what I was doing with my life."Making crack," I said.They seemed shocked."Just what in the hell does that mean!" they said."You know, making crack. Making mots," I said (as t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:13:00 GMT |
AN ARGUMENT WITH BILL O'REILLY |
The other day Bill O'Reilly and I got into a little argument before the Inaugural."Now that Obama is going to be President," Bill O'Reilly said, "black people can't complain about being oppressed an...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:26:00 GMT |
OSCAR PREDICTIONS.... |
Last year I predicted that the video of Wee-Man kicking a little kid at a skate shop would win Best Picture. Unfortunately, the Academy decided to honor "No Country For Old Men" instead.This year ther...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:53:00 GMT |
NEW CARTOON |
Hey everyone,I've got a new cartoon posted on my YouTube.It's called "KILL NAZIS."Think of it as a sequel to the "Sound of Music" (what would have happened to Ralph during his career in the Nazi Pol...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:42:00 GMT |
