We are fed up with all of the partisan bickering that has infected the United States' government.It's ridiculous really! Our elected officials are supposed to conduct themselves with intelligence and dignity. Immaturity, mockery, grandstanding and name calling are best left to the experts....namely US. Frankly, we can do it better AND make people laugh.The purpose of this campaign is to send a wake up call to the children that are running the government. They need to SHAPE UP OR GET IN TIME OUT!
In the interests of keeping our cabinet members, campaign workers (groupies) and campaign supporters (even more groupies) informed about the various cabinet appointments and policy/platform statements, listed below are the links to the most recent documentations:
MsBehave Announces the Birth of a Revolution!
Sir Monkey says...Join the Revolution!!
Tim - Chief Policy Advisor/Press Secretary - Introduces Sir Monkey Says' Bid for Nomination
Tim Enunciates Campaign Stance on Global Warming
Comic Book Whore - Comic Character Czar - Superhero Civil Rights
Karramel - Director of Useless Plans With No Way Out - Zombies, Pirates & Switzerland
Madre - Secretary of Horseplay - Policy Statement for Horseplay DepartmentTim - Chief Policy Advisor & Disinformation Disseminator - Middle Name Discrimination
Dr. Minerva - Director of Health & Human Services - Elimination of Stupid People
Jo - Director of Environmental Services - Jo Tackles Penguins
That's My Name too - Supreme Queen of Justice - Policy Statement
Tall, Dark & Complicated - Director of Foreign Fear & Loathing - Policy Statement
Tim - Doing Away with Urban DecayJD - The Tsar of Science and Technology Announced
CherrieDragon - Propaganda Spinner Strikes the First Blows
Aaron - The Pop Culture Pimp Addresses Education
Sir Monkey Says - The Seven Deadly Sins - Would you like fries with that?
Eman - There's a New Chef In town
Major Campaign Announcement - The Future is Still Ours
Jo - Head of Environmental Affairs - The Penguins Have Been Saved
Read the future of immigration in America the Beautiful
Introducing the Official Secret Keeper - Keeping Secrets
Kerramel - The Victory Par-tay!!!
SecretKeyper - "Shaking the Competition"
Madre, Secretary of Horseplay - We be Ravin'
Comic Character Czar - Do Away With Censorship!
Time - On Compassionate Insanityism!
Jo - Global Cooling and I need YOUR help!