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dog susej

darthprater

About Me

JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK shitfuckgoddamn. ballhell. take a shot pussy. you youngsters with your faggy tunes make me puke. my drunk grandma fucked me up in the head. i will suck the life out of you if given the opportunity. i hate spiders. i love ronald raegan. slutpuppyfish. i roll in your trash. i cant stop drinking. i feel really weird. too much lsd. klumptribe now broadcasting on channel 19. i love you. pedal to the metal. me so horny. hell and high water. ready to go whenever you are. math sukz. dumpster spelunker. impaled impala. caribou cracklins. I also love it when men put their testicles in my mouth...Yes yes yesss...balls. come over to my house and bring some liquor. i will drink it all before you get drunk. it must be whiskey or rum or tequila etc. then get out of my house because i just wanted you to bring me liquor. let me tell you something bub you got a lot to learn about livin faggot get the fuck away from me before i show you what real pain is.

My Interests

JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK whiskey, rum, smoothies,RAPE,beating children, flinging shit,humiliation, alienation,peace and love and happiness 4ever, telling fibs, cheating, being unfair, selfishness, anger, doing this to provoke you, masturbation, smelling bad, meat of all kinds, young girls, trouble, never having children, staying away from people who suck, keeping my mouth shut so i dont get shot, having way too much fun, drive ins, rust, islam, buttocks, botox, brain salad JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACKsurgery, survival, klumptribe, reincarnation, voodoo spells, corpses, waltzing, meandering, freakin weekends, loud and abusive tunes, quiet pussy tunes, be excellent to eachother, roller skating, teets, beets, i already mentioned meats, whistling, am 1690, lets go on a date, whattya say?

I'd like to meet:

JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACK JUMBO CRACKsomeone that would let me do them 5 times a day for the next year, my maker, carravagio, gumballs, circus freaks, an aardvark that talks, dr. huxtable, my dad, the pope that just died, jesus, duane allman, george washington, the fact of immenent death, robbing a bank, can i sleep on your couch?, smelling foul, dragging you down, abusing substances that are proven to be fatal, not taking advice, and i would, zebras are stupid, is that supposed to be camoflage?, yetti, bling bling the crack smoking bum, olivia newton john, bootsy collins

Music:

handsome sweater is the best band ever, tony joe white, elvis, willie nelson, gg allin, slackers, beck, sabbath, george jones, slayer, merle haggard, mastadon, nick drake, van morrison, pantera, JUMBO CRACK, pj harvey, me slapping my wang thang across any stringed instrument, chinese buffet, shocking people, al green, melt banana, faith no more, ray charles, waylon jennings, leadbelly, prince, charlie daniels, guilty finger stench, ballfunk, parliament/p-funk, denver the last dinosaur, bob dylan, neil young, skinny puppy, the replacements, lorreta lynn, dolly parton, self mutilation, husker du, ween, charles in charge, toasticular cancer, caustic resin, archers of loaf, cypress hill, jim croce, spiritualized, THIN LIZZY, crooked fingers, robert randolph, cream, the association, canned heat, gram parsons, snoop dogg, motorhead, acorn and yung greasy, slick pulla, randy travis, travis tritt, kentucky headhunters, george strait, motley crue, bowie, solomon burke, vince guaraldi, blood sweat and tears, edwinn starr, the supremes, x, the band, hum, lou reed, velvet underground, built to spill, simon and garfunkel, CASH, turf war, dat kast, all the hanks, allison kraus, warren zevon, beach boys, handsome boy modeling school,

Movies:

rape films about yr mom (or grandma). tellytubbies, sesame street, clifford the big red dog, happiness, the feeling you get when youve done something terribly immoral, forrest gump, your first period, abortion 101, how to play guitar like a dead drug addict vol. 8., all face fucking vol. 145, 1,000,001 facials, nowhere, pound puppies, muppets take manhattan, sex on the cross, fried green tomatoes, baby sitters club, spaceballs, JUMBO CRACK TAKES MANHATTAN

Television:

JUMBO CRACK AT 7:30 someone else's television. i am such a dirty butt-terd flinger i cant afford tv/cable/a life.why should i not cut you right now? if i were with you i would make you call me your dead freinds names while i laughed and stuck things in your ass. aardvark tv.

Books:

some shitty book i found in an alley,your little sisters diary,the dirt by motley crue, tom wolfe is cool, how to be a scumbag lowlife drain-feeder, get out of my life, i never liked you, i cant even remember your rat bastard name bitch, eat a live muskrat love, scrumdidleyumscious bars, letting my inner child have its space, preaching the word of shit, jumping off of a building

Heroes:

anyone who gives me spare change, anyone who has commited suicide, the elderly, bunjammin franklin, thomas edison, phil spector, willie nelson, lemmy, ballhell, the popemobile, chuck e. cheese, tooth fairy, taintmanface, go to hell, die in hell, rott in hell, cum on feel the noize!!!!!!!!! jesus, my shoe roger, matlock, the wizard of oz, ballhellgod, susej lineage director, pacino (shaans dog, not that spic jew) , people who make knives, theif, garbage man, coach crunk, alf, martha stewart, paris hilton, satan, walt disneys corpse, corpses in general, strippers, edward scissorhands, baby ruth, dollar gene, klumptribe 37,

My Blog

im dying in ballhellville

here is a rundown of last weeks liquor consumptionmonday- half gallon of rum, 12 pack of sam adamstuesday- half gallon of rumwednesday- half gallon of rum, case of nattythursday- half gallon of rum, c...
Posted by dog susej on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:48:00 PST