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the road to recovery

The road to recovery begins tonight with copious amounts of alcohol. I realize when most people say, "the road to recovery," they're usually referring to recovering from alcohol or substance abuse, bu...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:46:00 PST

Misdirectional Therapy

I faced a bit of self-imposed drama for which the only remedies were excessive amounts of vodka and Grand Theft Auto. But, seeing that it's a pretty shitty Monday and I can't drink in class (well, at ...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:24:00 PST

Duck Love

Right by Sarah's neighborhood, they've got a giant koi pond. For several years, ducks show up in the middle of spring and hang out for a month or so. They used to lay eggs and raise ducklings there, b...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

A soiree or two

A good friend of mine, J, recently broke up with his girlfriend, and he's climbed back into the saddle in a big way. Thanks to his job, he can get his publicist or planner or something to get him into...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:39:00 PST

Im getting too old for this...

My horoscope at the beginning of the year said that this was going to be a good financial year for me. I hope that’s true because I’ve been working enough hours to earn a salary for three ...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:32:00 PST

Adventures on a Wednesday

My plan for last night was relatively simple: finish a late night of work, hit the gym, buy a salad from Whole Foods and then catch up on my shows. But, like many of the simple plans in my life, I wen...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:02:00 PST

Head Butt by Fake Ambien

Got home and had to nurse a killer headache with an overdose of excedrin. "What happened?" you ask. I got head-butted in the face by Sarah.This happened last night. She's an insomniac, so she's been t...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:24:00 PST

That’s not teen spirit...

I know I'm stating the obvious here, like a "sweet potato fries are awesome" kind of obvious, but going to the gym is the consummate exercise in self-consciousness.  I don't really care too much ...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:04:00 PST

Caviar dreams and champagne wishes

Actually, I think it was "champagne dreams and caviar wishes," but whatever.  Point is, I'm thinking about money today.  After walking to the PUB to buy some water and coffee, I noticed...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:06:00 PST

Thank you, Johnny

In the movies, there's that guy, depressed and hopeless, that walks into a bar, sits at the counter, and when he orders a shot of whiskey, he grabs the bartender's arm and says, "Leave the bottle." Th...
Posted by GOSH JOSH! on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:47:00 PST