the perfect man |
PHYSICALHeight: Hes gotta be taller than me; I love when i have to stand on my tip toes to kiss.Weight and Build: Has to weigh at least 50 pounds more than me, and i like muscle but a few soft spots a...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 19:15:00 GMT |
why relationships are just like cake.... |
Relationships are like cake because....
The first time you ever baked a cake it was terrible (I'm assuming your first experience was similar to mine). Either you put the frosting on too soon and it...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:10:00 GMT |
dont make yourself victim |
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:28:00 GMT |
never-endingness |
Oranges taste purple
people eaters eat vaginas
are good for nothing
beats peeing in the snow
is just frozen water
is essential to life
is a sexually trasmitted disease
filled whores are fun to ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:13:00 GMT |
Not For The Busy or Weak Minded |
THINGS I DONT LIKE
I hate it when my parents invade my privacy and read my fucking blogs! then call me a slut. fuck that!
I hate dating. I hate the whole fucking process: flirting, socializin...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 19:05:00 GMT |
The Poetic Vagina |
She sings a lullabyThat will almost make you cryShe stands wide openReady to receiveExposed to the elementsRaw and unrestrictedDripping with undisguised lustShe temps youLeads youInto her kingdomBuilt...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
