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sister scissorhands

i'll swim to mexico. don't tell the mermaids where i'm going.

About Me

currently, i've set my alarm clock to a country station so i'll actually be able to wake up and turn it off. and i will resist the temptation to eat greasy potatoe chips. i have recently discovered how morbid they are...

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My Interests

i like to sink battle ships, dig holes, collect bananas, obsess over davey crocket, wear jingling headgear, tell people to stop, drop, and roll, build igloos, read people's minds, read things upside-down, take my cat for walks...you know, that kinda stuff.

I'd like to meet:

someone who likes to sing on the top of a ladder and will wear a drape of rainbow fish scales. also, my other mis-matched boot friend.

Music:

i have a crush on these bands: (james) figurine, camera obscura, under the influence of giants, monsters are waiting, of montreal, the boy least likely to, tilly and the wall &hearts

Movies:

independent, documentary, foreign, color, and black & white films.

Television:

rubbish i say!

Books:

giraffes? giraffes!

Heroes:

of montreal. and i think they should let me join the band. triangle player? maybe?

My Blog

my eyes did witness something glorious.

now i know american idol is oh so cliche. but i'm definitely getting a kick out of some of the videos on youtube. particularly this one. fancy a viewing? i highly recommend it. it's absolutely brillia...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:03:00 PST

that was the worst christmas ever!

sufjan says it best, "that was the worst christmas ever!"1) my parental units hand heather, heidi, and myself these rather large presents. what oh what could they be?! we're supposed to open them at t...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST

fairly odd parent

If I am correct, "Fairly Odd Parents" is a show on the telly. And if I am correct, I do believe I have one of those. Check yes, one telly. Double check yes, one fairly odd parent. Truly, no wait, I li...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:58:00 PST

a dream is a wish your heart makes...

apparently so. cinderella is totally right. because..."last night i had the strangest dream! where there was never any mystery of who shot john f. kennedy."acutally...no. i basically felt like adding ...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

mmmm military rations...

okay so i've officially decided military rations should be ban from planet earth.would you like to know about my experience? okay? great!my mum brought this massive laundry basket up to the kitchen fu...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST

saffron the tender bird's time has come to an end.

today is the day of a tragic and unfortunate event. today is the day of saffron the yellow canary's passing away. saffron was the family pet bird. and saffron will be missed berry berry moosh. or very...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:39:00 PST

why jello salad is to die for.

once apon a time my eldest brother scott got married in september of 2005. at his lovely wedding we served some fruit slush....when the wedding had ended our family got stuck with a booty load of left...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:16:00 PST

want to adopt a secret treasure of the sea?

have you ever gotten one of those gifts that was just incredibly odd? and you just kind of smiled and nodded and said, "oh. yes. this is real nice....thanks." well today was one of those days. ain't n...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:11:00 PST

spreading love to the homeless...

hey everybody! guess what? yes, yes...'tis that time again! STORY TIME! hip hip hooray! okay so this occurred about a month ago and you guessed it...it includes a poor dear homeless man and an acqu...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 08:13:00 PST

i heart the smell of skunks...no really.

good day all you younglings! alrighty, i've been meaning to inform you on a tid bit about myself. hopefully we can still be friends once i've told you. but i'm warning you...this may suprise your s...
Posted by sister scissorhands on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:24:00 PST