Zossy

gday all, if your reading this your more bored than me. about me hey. well i am young man from brizzy... a big man from brizzy. 6ft 5 in the old scale. but enough about my deformities. i like to consider myself a pretty good bloke. i love nothing more than beer, footy and delinnquent behaviour. its taken me a while to set up this whole myspace caper, but after some gentle persuassion from a little bearded dwarf man ive decided to give it a crack. there seems to be some pretty cool cats around here so if you like the cut of my jib say gday. i get lonely and like to talk to ppl so ill probably talk back. so until next time, see ya later and drink more piss ya bastards.

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Hi, my name is: Zossy
Never in my life have I been: so drunk
The one person who can drive me nuts is: you
High school: sunnybank...represent
When I'm nervous: i know im having fun
The last song I listened to was: pretty good actually
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: me, married?
My hair is: disgraceful
When I was 5:. i lived in woodridge!
Last Christmas: i was drunk
I should be.. filthy rich
When I look down I see: ...my feet...
The happiest recent event was: being drunk
If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: chandler
By this time next year: i'll probably be a drifter
My current gripe is: the government...bastards
I have a hard time understanding: the hands in the back rule
There's this girl I know that: wont talk to me
You know I like you when: i offer to shout
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: whoever will listen
Take my advice: 'such is life'
The thing I want to buy: love
If you visited the place I was born: you wouldnt be that excited
I plan to visit: latvia...latvia and wayne
If you spent the night at my house: youd wake up hungover/violated/walletless
I'd stop my wedding if: i was getting married
The world could do without: evil ninjas
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: run out of beer
Most recent thing I've bought myself: im to poor
Most recent thing someone else bought me: i dont get presents
My favorite blonde is: paris hilton
My middle name is.. Andrew
In the morning I: make myself go a little blinder
Once, at a bar: i was punched/pantless/rejected
Last night I was: drunk
There's this guy I know who: is tottaly that guy
If I was an animal I'd be: a giraffe
My birthday is: chrissy eve
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