Hey im a Donkey:D quite cool donkey infact i was stolen from a football club playground in then late eveing on friday the 13th, people say friday the 13th is unlucky but i don't, no not me, becuase u see on that day my life changed forever i met 5 amazing people all aged between 17 and 18, not gonna say there names becuase they might get in trouble for stealing me from that shit hole. anyway My name is Jeremy Kyle, or Donkey to my fellow compodrays dunno how you spell that but im a donkey so u think i probably shouldnt have i myspace you no what i say to that? EEEEGORRR is what i say yeah hows that for 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps? Anyways lets get a bit of history on me i was born on the 16th of april a long time ago, even though it says im 16 i was actully at the birth of Jesus i carryed mary to that stable and watch little baby jesus come out Mary has a nice cunt though id let u know, hmmm anything else yeah im pink and made of rubber thats also summin you should no, back at the donkey ranch people used to call me strawberry durex, i found it flopping funny. Anyways back to the night of the donkey heist that night i got put into a boot of the car next to a crate of beer it was good, like a dream come true because i was getting taken to a better place and there was beer, anyways ekim reversed his car to where i was hiding popped the boot and derf and ekul put me in the there and close it we had to do it quick you see beacuse there was police and security everywhere! i think they were looking for me, but im a donkey and im a master of shadows dont really noo what that means but i say EEGGOORRRR so that makes it okay, anyways when i was in the boot i was so excited that i shat everywhere! Anyways me and they boys drove to hertford roundabout to meet evets and derf wanted mc donalds, but wen we got there it was shut and he couldnt get anything so we met evets and went hertford center to go see where one of out freinds was cos he had beer in his boot ekim went lookin for him and found him but they went into the pub and we sat around the car drinking beer i pulled! she was a random streetwalker probably a hooker of some sort I MIGHT HAVE AND STI! GEEE im so excited i want some HAY! EEGEOOOORRRR, and from then on i cant really remember the night because i got so wasted in that boot of the car,Anyways that was probably the longest about me ever!
I would like to give a bit EEGORR out to my home boys ekim, ekul, evets, eoj and derf Peace out my brothers im going to sleep
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This is a Tv and show about me and my two freinds!
