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slapstik

there are thousands of ways to kill a human, only one way to kill a zombie.

About Me

Originally started in 2001 as Slapstik Skateboards and ended in May of 2006. Slapsitk has risen from the dead as Slapstik of the Living Dead. A big fan of zombie and horror movies in general, these boards are reissues of early slapstik models, but in the context of zombies. Only 30 of each will be made, so get them while you can.

My Interests

skateboarding, curb dancing, no complies, learning to skate vert, and learning to walk after knee surgeries. 5-0's to fakie across a 16 foot mini ramp, runs with no set up tricks, dennis boose-n-tits...can you take it up to mach 10? vintage skateboards, 4 to 6 minis, cement parks. curb cuts.

I'd like to meet:

more skaters and friends of skaters. I like artist too, and maybe a couple of the chik fil a cows.

Music:

swiss bearings. wheels barkin as you slide through a cement park. pool coping. dudes putting the camera down to skate for fun. Moto-boy. The sound of you losing a fifth game of skate to me because you still can't do impossible reverts.

Movies:

Did you know that on it's original release "A Brother's Justice" was called "Gleaming the Cube?" I think they changed the name on the released t.v. version to make people think it was a new movie, but it's still the one with Christian Slater that really sucks cause he's a bad impersonation of Jack Nickolson on a metal skateboard that would never have worked anyway. morons. Thrashin was way better. At least it have Devo on the soundtrack.

Television:

Tarzan, the three stooges, family guy, American dad, early the simpsons from the tracy ullman show, mostly cartoons. televisions are really used to watch skate videos, but even those make me sleepy. oh my god, i forgot kung fu.

Books:

transworld skateboarding business, City Paper and real ultimate power. i like to read maps and menus too.

Heroes:

Cliver, Crumb, Pekar, Ray Barbee, Gonz, Natas, Tommy G.,Ralph Steadman, Otto Dix,Lenore...

My Blog

july 4th

looks like there may be a return to louisville ky july 4th. if anyone wants to make it more fun by coming along let me know. also need a filmer. bad.
Posted by slapstik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST