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About Me

I really love blueberries. I am not sure about much but i sure am here and you are all gonna have to deal with that. When i say "here" i am not refering to myself having actually become this text in these intranets webs. spiders. Let's start again, my close friends are all deceased, lost em all in an unfortunate accident involving border smuggling, and cosmic debris, barely got outta there alive; you can't tell but one of my arms is a prosthetic. which brings up the subject of regenerative technology. I am ecstatic; in the future i will cut off various limbs at my whim knowing full well i got another one cooked up in the lab on the body of some unfortunate animal. The less I think about it, the more i enjoy life. Think about it... no wait don't. I do not believe in fate (religion)::I believe in my conscience and other dimensions. I hope that by the time i die, i have unlocked part of that 90 percent my brain that is all going to waste right now. I also hope that in the future i have a million better things to do than watch the OFFICE all day... no really i like the office. What is a sassafras?

My Interests

Grooves, Instruments, Work, Spinning Things, Burritos

I'd like to meet:

Pals

Music:

the Minutemen, Holy Modal Rounders, Velvet Underground, John Fahey, Can, This Heat, Shirley Collins, Taj-Mahal Travellers, Cluster, Elvin Jones, Flaming Lips, International Harvester, Charles Mingus, Les Rallizes Denudes, Amon Duul II, Mikey Dread, Sonny Sharrock, Boredoms, Lee Morgan, Kinks, Dorthy Ashby, Mississippi John Hurt, Flower Travelin' Band, Art Ensemble of Chicago, Guru Guru, Lee Perry, Grant Green, Caetano Veloso, Eric Dolphy, Fela Kuti, Otis Redding, Speed Glue & Shinki, Max Roach, John Coltrane, OS Mutantes, LSD-March, Yo La Tengo, Amon Duul II, Moolah, GBV, Henry Flint, Keiji Haino, CCR, Dinosaur Jr, Jackie Mittoo, Pentangle, Sun Ra, Jack Rose, Tarantel, Avarus, Boredoms, Crass, Islaja, Circle, Karen Dalton, Son House, MF Doom, Andrew Hill, Sandy Bull, Fugazi, Laddio Bolocko, Robbie Basho, the Jacks, Miminokoto, Captain Beefheart, Jack & Misty, Neptune, Gabor Szabo, Dog Faced Hermans, Faust, Kemialliset Ystavat, Roland Kirk, Fairport Convention, Do Make Say Think, Sebadoh, Albert Ayler, Sonic Youth, Augustus Pablo, Townes Van Zandt, Phil Ochs, Madlib, Michael Hurley, Bear vs Shark, the Sonics

Movies:

400 Blows, 8 1/2, Stranger Than Paradise, M.A.S.H. And...George Romero, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Jean-Luc Godard Also... Czech New Wave

Television:

Adventures of Pete & Pete!

ALSO: Flight of the Conchords, Stella, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers With Candy, The Office, Arrested Development, Mr Show

Books:

lots of non-fiction

Heroes:

My Blog

I cant wait

til this ringing in my ear stops. Bad week.
Posted by Apocalypse Kyle on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:05:00 PST

Heavens To Betsy

Okay, so i thought that the whole aura of summer was bullshit. In the valley (i.e. vacaville) the summer promises blistering tempertures, sticking to your clothes from sweating, & often wearing the sa...
Posted by Apocalypse Kyle on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 06:32:00 PST

Time Capsule

I have had three views of my lovely blog today. Who are you people? 38 this week. Sweet lord. My enemies must be using my own personal musings against me somehow. Without further adooo, i bring to yo...
Posted by Apocalypse Kyle on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:41:00 PST

Even My Grandma Loves to Get High

Behold! Thee Mike WattThee Melt Banana...
Posted by Apocalypse Kyle on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:28:00 PST

Flaming Lips!

Saturday was one of the most important days of my life! To try to describe the joy that the flaming lips ignited in every person in the greek theater would be impossible. &nbs...
Posted by Apocalypse Kyle on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:44:00 PST

Lazy Sunday : Sazy Lunday

So Jason at my work bought a damn mo-ped(?) yesterday with his girlfriend... matching Mopeds! How fucking awsome. i am getting one, watch me. (seriously though, the 125's get 90 mpg, and can go up to ...
Posted by Apocalypse Kyle on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:01:00 PST

nah! what do he know?

* Nevermind. what's with this summer?
Posted by Apocalypse Kyle on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:34:00 PST

Sometimes Life Hands you Lemons

Really sour ones at that!
Posted by Apocalypse Kyle on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:29:00 PST