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About Me

Well what can I say? It all started when I was a boy. I'd tip-toe throughout life awaiting the answers that always seemed to elude me. And then one day, I felt a change. Something was different. I looked around and felt like someone was talking to me. But who? Could it have been my mother? She was standing right there and had an angry expression on her face. And yet, that was too easy. Much too easy. I knew there had to be more. So I set off immediately in search of my own personal answers so I could at last come to grips with my inner-purpose. And that led me straight here to MySpace, where I await to uncover the secrets that continue to dwell deep within my soul. I seriously doubt this could take much longer.

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Why I Bleed by Joel Bucket

I bleed for the puppies. For the tiny kitten girls. For the little tiny babies of the teeny tiny frogs. I bleed for honesty and respect and understanding. And for good things happening to good peo...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:18:00 GMT

Dispelling the Jesus Rumors

I would just like to state for the record that the rumors that I have recently found Jesus are, in fact, incorrect. As it turns out, it was just a homeless dude who looked like Jesus and smelled...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 16:00:00 GMT

Pins & Needles

And so I was awaiting the results of my latest biopsy, so I had plenty of time to spare. Needless to say, it was yet another big negativo. And yet again, the doctor told me to stop coming ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:00:00 GMT

Could You Really Suck Any More Than You Do?

Well could you?
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:34:00 GMT

Where Are All the Honkies At?

I know this is a bit cliche, but where are all the honkies at? There was a time when one could count on seeing ten or twenty honkies at any given time and place. A time when honkies could ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:56:00 GMT

Didactic on the Institutional Verbatim Structure of the Korovsky Initiative and Why People Suck

Many people as of late have begun questioning my emphasis of Korovsky over the more stagnant, yet reliable Schlogdenlade, to such an extent that I've found it obligatory to address these concerns as a...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:35:00 GMT