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JORDAN

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About Me

Im 25 years old and I go to school at the Aviation Institute of Maintenance in VA Beach. I just moved here on Valentines day this year from Richmond, VA. Where I lived since I was 9..but im originally from Connecticut. Anyway im not a fan of bitches or assholes. My brother, my sister, and my band are my life(Josh,Britters,ADHD)and I love music, the NY GIANTS, humping animals, watching animals hump each other, water, beautiful people, arts and crafts(????), women over 85(must have false teeth), the zoo, warm weather, rumplemintz, baltimore aquarium, and lots of other things. I dont like politics, the REDSKINS, the COWBOYS, the EAGLES, rap, boat shoes, people who are closedminded, satan, the grinch who stole christmas, TV, mashed potatoes, cold weather, people who think theyre too cool, and also some other things.Im a singer/songwriter and music is my life. I also play a little bit of evrything mainly piano and guitar though. Im hungry. Ive been making up my own hispanic language since i was 3 yrs old. I love to slam on my brakes and tell people to get the hell out of my car for no reason whatsoever(its real funny try it some time). Ive been 150 lbs. since 10th grade. I also love to do the running man in public only to make people go"what the fuck is that guy doing!?". Ive had a HYRNIA for 6 years. I hate that gay emo thing with guys wearing those girly-ass tight jeans(stop being idiots!!). I dont understand ebonics. I love telling people i dont drink when im drunk. I ABSOLUTELY HATE DRUGS!! I believe in God and wish i was closer to him. Its real lame to see the way guys hit on girls in bars(you look real stupid). I have a major problem rewinding really funny parts in movies and really good parts in songs. I love to exaggerate. If you live in this country...LEARN OUR DAMN LANGUAGE OR LEAVE!!! I love funny drunk messages. There is this one girl who I still think about everyday. Your name starts with an A. Im obssessed with helicopters and aviation period. I go to the aquarium and the zoo a million times a year. Lazer tag is GAY! I love my daughter to death, shes amazing. I wish I could see her more often. I am very determined and if i want something i WILL get it. I think its bullshit to rip off artists by burning their songs but i do it all the time. Ive never been to a Giants game somehow so maybe one of you should take this broke mother f'er. I believe Michael Jackson was innocent and O.J. Simpson is guilty. I am horrible at buying presents for people but i really try. I HATE GEORGE BUSH!!! I love alot other music than just really hard shit. Time sucks. I only dance when im drunk but when i do i do it right. Wearing your hat backwards is...well you know. Im losing my hair so ill probably have a mohawk for the rest of my life!! I am large in the margin(take it for what you thought it meant the first time). TEACHERS THAT CANT F'IN READ SUCK!!! I love my parents. I think its hilairious when people get really mad at me. Nice peope are the ones that always get SHIT on!! I have horrible luck with cars. Ive never been to jail but def souldve been(only for drinking and driving). I dont really like carbonated drinks. I want to get married in the next two years somehow. I have alot to offer. For some reason i dont have wet dreams. I honestly dont care what people think about me. Why live for someone else? Please people just be yourself youll be a lot happier that way. I follow my passions and have utmost respect for people who do the same. I like to spend my time around good, nice, genuine people. Believe it or not there arent many. I tend to not take alot of things as serious as I should, that I would say is my biggest downfall. I have super ADD and ADHD and i can never stop moving or doing something. Im happy with it though but i guess it does get me in trouble sometimes. Im a sucker for love but at the same time im really picky. I feel like LOVE doesnt mean LOVE anymore its just a word thats extremely abused. I grew up in a musical family and traveled with my parents for that purpose. ummmmmmm anyway i cant tell you everything about my life so if you care to know you know what to do. sports layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments

My Interests

music,music,music,music, and music

I'd like to meet:

Hmmmm... lets see... ive already met THE USED, Story of the Year many times, and most bands im crazy about so i guess umm probably JEREMY SHOCKEY and tons of other GIANTS players. chihuahua humping cat
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Music:

FIRST AND FOREMOST THE USED!!! I sing and play piano in a band called ADHD: All That Remains,THE USED, Story of the Year, Incubus, Angels and Airwaves, Blink 182, Boxcar Racer, Fleetwood Mac, Anberlin, 311, Dave Matthews, Motley crue, Guns n roses, In Flames, Megadeath, JO JO(guilty pleasure), John Mayer, Vertical Horizon, Zeppelin, Lost Prophets, Norma Jean, Sarah Mcglaughlin, Vanessa Carlton, Heart, SAOSIN, The Killers, Sum41, Rammstein, Static-X, Chimaira, City Sleeps, Thrice, Killswitch Engage, Unearth, and Underoath just to name a few. Checkout my band at myspace.com/adhd

Movies:

Saving private ryan, all old monty python movies, all the Halloween movies, anything with mike myers(genius) or jim carrey, George carlin

Television:

I hate T.V. besides watching the NY GIANTS tear it up this year!!!!!!.............................fuzzy porn

Books:

Harold and the purple crayon, Clifford, Amelia Bedilia, and coloring books

Heroes:

Bert Mccracken from THE USED is my idol/hero/god OH AND THAT LITTLE OLD INDIAN GUY ON THE 40 YR OLD VIRGIN HES DEFINITLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER!!!!