Sabrina Smooch and Lily Smooch (Or Dikkii Smooch) are here to spread the word of smoochness around the happy city of portland, to people who are under the age of 21 as much as possible. Call us obsessed, call us old fashioned, we don't care. We'll just stick our hands in your face and go "poop head, we don't care!" then walk/back away. We want more people to scream with us in glory "WE LOVE SMOOCHKNOB!!!" at every all ages smoochknob show. Because last show there were four of us. And it sounded like, "We LkdjfkaOVE YOU, Sknoochcob!"
OH and if sabrina smooch has never met you, don't try and add her as a friend on her own myspace... she won't accept it.
But Lily might... Yes... But you have to be nice to her. Or sabrina will assemble to the smooch army and come to take you OUT!
sabrina smooch bio:
GAHH! since Lily Smooch is nick-picking at me, i'll finish this thing!
sabrina doesn't usually talk in third person, but for this, she thinks it might be worth the suffering of talking like her old substitute teacher that she hates very much... Sabrina has been a fan of smoochknob for many-a-years (if nearly 3 counts as "many") she first became a fan in winter of... *thinks* uhm, a while ago, in her momma's car. her mom is really coolio too, and worships her mom for introducing sabrina to smoochknob. Smoochknob is more than just "some band from portland" to sabrina (you can call her on of these three names if you want: sabi (sab-ey) sabz, or the coolest one: sabbith (sab-eth) they're god's to her, and whenever she see's them she get's all nervous and her hands get all clammy, and to her that's not fun. but hanging out with the guys is... her first smoochknob show was on june 11th 2006 in the back yard of her aunts house. they played on a flatbed truck and ignored the police to play one more song for the 10-15 people actually rocking out... oh, and did sabrina mention that their was a 5-man-mosh pit at that show? well their was, and sabrina thinks that was awesome! to her that wasn't just her first smoochknob show... it was a lesion in music... sabrina's been to 3 smoochknob shows so far,(MORE THAN LILY I MIGHT ADD!!! lol! jk, we're both about the same smoochknob crazed) and plans on going to many, many more shows in the future. sabrina plays a Yamaha pacifica she named "pauly smooch" after her very first musical mentor and likes to play "goodbye," "rockstar," and "kung fu" on her guitar...
well, that's enough for now... TIME FOR SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!!!
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LOVE SMOOCHKNOB!!!
now *sings horribly * DONNIE'S GOT 5 EARRINGS IN HIS LEFT EAR! ALL HE NEEDS IS 3 EARRINGS IN HIS EEEEYYYYYEEEEYYYYYSSS!!!
lol, i'm horrible... plz don't hate me donnie... LOL!OH!
Ps. donnie is a HUGE inspiration in sabrina's life, she owe's him a lot... like... "take a bullet for him" owe's him, and she loves him for being her mentor
*hugs donnie*
Lily "Dikkii" Smooch bio:
--Note from one-year-older-Lily: This is the dumbest piece of shit. It's dumb rambling, and not in a good way. If you feel like reading something, I suggest a real piece of literature, and not this shit.--
Lily Smooch has been a fan of Smoochknob for... About a year or so... Well, she doesn't remember, so nevermind. She first heard Smoochknob on the Marconi show for some St. Patrick's day event... Or something like that... But apparently that is not the point, so poop on you. She first saw Smoochknob (live for the first time, and in person for the first time) at KUFO's Rockfest 11, where it was also the first time that she was 'appreciativly' welcomed onstage for Rockstar (or so she thinks... DUN DUN DUN... Heh.. heh... Just kidding?). She was alone at that Rockfest, so if you saw her there, SHE IS NOT A LONER, SHE IS ACTUALLY QUITE POPULAR AT HER MENTAL INSTITUTION, OKAY?? GOD! *sabrina giggles* Smoochknob inspired her to play guitar again. She played for a while, but then stopped playing for about a year untill she heard Smoochknob. They're riffs gave her a reason to believe that she could one day sound like them. Of course she is terribly mistaken, and could never be as good as them, but it gives her something to do, so she doesn't actually end up in a mental institution.
She us a huge fan of Smoochknob; extremely obsessed. Like a crazy Jesus disciple... Or a party elephant with cake... Or a lion that goes RAWR! Or a seagul with ice cream... A cat doing the swordfish dance (That, by the way, she made up!). But, Yunno... Whatever. She likes to express her undying love for SMOOCHKNOB by sometimes standing up in a public place, like a restroom in a movie theater yelling, "I LOVE SMOOCHKNOB". She has only been to 2 Smoochknob shows so far. She plays a sunburst Fender stratocaster, that has a Smoochknob sticker on it, a KUFO sticker, and a "Support local music" sticker. Her guitar's name is "Shauly Donnier" like "Solly- Don-ee-air" but you slur the "ee" and the "air" together, so it sounds all... Smooth and cool. She enjoys playing Smoochknob songs on her guitar. They are pretty much the only band that she bothers figuring out the guitar tab to. Rogue was the first song she EVER figured out herself, and she figured out ALL the guitar (unlike someone *Coughcough*). Her favorte smoochknob things to play are Innertube, the solo to You Make Things so Hard, Goodbye, Crank-o-American, Indeed, and many, many, many, many more.
She agrees with Sabrina that Smoochknob is more than just "some band from portland" . They are amazing musicians, and put on a great live show.
She frequently calls Donnie "Don-Kuh-nee", but not to his face. :D. And had to ask how to say "Javier".
She is not the brightest knife in the drawer.
She is amused that she is sitting at her (mom's) laptop, talking about herself... But calling her "Lily" and "Her".
Yes... Yes I am.
(Not to be continued... But of course it will. She (Goddamnit! SHE.) just likes to sound baddass, but it doesn't work.) Is there one or two d's in baddass? Badass? Because It's not bad and dass! Or badd and ass... It's bad and ass.. But one d looks funny... It reminds me of a cow. What am I saying??? GOD. RETARD. *One eye gets very small, and the other one gets large*
I am very lonely right now.
GOD! I have so much more than Sabrina. SABRINA! Add to yours!
I'm going to leave now... *Slowly backs up... Starts to run, trips.* Meant to do that... Yunno... Like a Dorito does cheese... Heh heh... *Limps away*
Both of us are VERY inspired by Smoochknob's music. We both spend hours playing Smoochknob songs, that we figured out on our own! All parts to the majority of the songs we have heard! OMG! NO WAY! .. Way.
Smoochknob inspired Lily and her friend, Amaranta Smooch, to write a song called Hard Boiled Eggs. It is something about a ho and a pimp with cereal. NEVERMIND US.
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