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"I believe that is how pac-man would do it if he had a tongue!"
Sometimes You have to kiss a lot of frogs to truly appreciate your prince!
"Reality Check no matter how great you think she is now someone, somewhere is tired of her shit!"
"Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get there"
"Stroke them all until you find the right one!"
Heavenly gains come from earthly losses- God makes bright crowns from heavy crosses
Somtimes in life when it feels like we are falling apart really we are falling right into place!
The truth will always set me free, and break any bondage that was once holding me!!!
"I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here"
"may you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten!
I believe in Vaginal Elasticity Conservation!
Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
"One day you will see her on the street walking along side the guy you used to be!"
"How do you live for the moment when the moment could care less?"
"Dont think just because you bought me a drink im going to have sleep with you!"
The Secret to forgiving everything is understanding nothing!
You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic & give in"
Beauty is Vain and Charm is Deceitful
The universe may not always play fair but at least it has a hell of a sense of humor!
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate!
"life is too short to walk around with your thumb up your ass thinking your the shit hahaha"
"SING lIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING, DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING, AND LOVE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN HURT BEFORE!"
"I haven’t weakened just because ive shown my self, ive taken everything, except everything that's for granted. I'll leave hypocrisy for everybody else!"
"...i could never divorce you...without a good reason... and though i may never have to... it's good to have options..."
"I am standing on four inches of concrete in 12.5 inch heels how long do you expect me to stand here in the pouring rain, if i dont jump im gonna fall!
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