Kat

"When all of your tears dry, let your troubles roll by"
About me eh? Well, for one I recently discovered I'm an adventurer. A newfound sailor who has fallen in love with the ocean, I guess that's what 2 months away at sea will do to you. But don't worry, I won't go wandering off. I'll tell you what's on my mind, I'm open to anything and everything, and I love to laugh. Chocolate is my weakness and so is a good retarded joke. You can call me a whiskey girl once I stop making faces after drinking it and well... I have the most wonderful boyfriend in the world, and he's helped make me who I am today...I'm me :)
As written by Capt. Flansburg of the Spirit of Massachusetts, best Capt I've ever known:
Seamester is over but you can revive those fond memories by:
- Burning an open can of diesel in your room and cooking on it
- Sleep on your closet shelf with a hose dripping on you
- Make up your own language and new words for everything, yell at people who don't understand you
- Wet all of your clothes, keep it in a trashbag, then wear them out
- Have people wake you at random times
- Run a lawnmower next to your bed
- Call Mr.Moseley, he will yell at you
- Shout "Helm's Alee!" when turning round a corner
- Tell people you are "laying aloft" when you go upstairs
- Clean every dish at every meal
- Have a heater in your bed at all times during the year
- Don't wash your hands after using the toilet
- Eat all of your meals in about 3 min
- Play ro cham bo
- Talk to your car like Ms.Falby
- Pour salt into your bath water
- Tell everyone they are "morons, sallys, panzys, farmers, girlscouts, little devils.." then tell them they did a good job
- Repeat everything you hear, don't conjugate!!!!
- Don't try to fight authority, you will get bodyslammed by Airborne 1 - just ask Kat
- Yell "Gybe ho!!", sweep everything off of the kitchen table and then yell at your family for not sea-stowing things
- Johnny's variations of "2-6 Heave!" = Cat - goes - meow, Dog - goes - woof, Horse - goes - ughMyspace Layouts
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