New Salesman |
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yea...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:20:00 GMT |
Dear Tech Support..... |
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 23:09:00 GMT |
Cheerios |
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:56:00 GMT |
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? |
These are good...... :)GEORGE W. BUSH. We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:11:00 GMT |
In Flight Service |
A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and coke, which was brought...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 23:19:00 GMT |
Saying The Right Thing |
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got ho...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
Things to think about.... |
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If love is blind, w...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 22:49:00 GMT |
11 Trippy Questions |
How many of these can you get? Especially the last 4 are challenging. Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 23:56:00 GMT |
A new Lexus |
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:01:00 GMT |
The Voice |
A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores t...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 16:58:00 GMT |
