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Karla Karla Chameleon

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About Me

My name is Karla and I know everything. While thinking I know everything, I only show that I know nothing. Do you get it now? Well, do you?
My art is truth, my palette full of mixtures of changes, my pictures ugly and wild. Maybe someday I can paint you. Lord knows I've painted the future for too long.
I am an realist stuck in a pessimistic world full of optimists, and that might have been cynicism. I'm not really sure anymore.
Fate never existed, and neither did Jesus. Obviously, I have a bad habit of putting commas where they don't belong.
My mother always said patience is a virtue. Well, so did everyone else. I think they're wrong. Patience is overrated, or maybe I'm just missing out.
Feminists are bitter and scary. Men need women. Women need Prozac. Prozac needs a new name. XTC, anyone?
I am not a Democrat. I am not a Republican. I am not this government's pawn. I am a contradictory statement that they don't want to hear. That was a contradictory statement in itself. The government loves contradictions.
I am a girl, and yes, I have no faith in medicine. See, if you were cool enough, you'd know where that statement is from.
Leaders are arrogant. Step back and follow every once in a while, you're not always right.
Purity is for people who are scared of getting a little dirty. I'll take the dirt over the squeak of the clean. God, I hate squeaks.
I hate cliches, I am a cliche. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. I should leave now.

My Interests

I like sunlight
And beaches
And warm fuzzy things
Walks in the woods and drives in the country
Poprocks and Coca Cola
Letting loose and keeping sane
I like my friends
I like my boyfriend
I like people knowing exactly how I feel
Whether it's good, or bad
I like keeping things laid back
And if you're not into being laid back
Well you can just gtfo and stfu already.

I'd like to meet:


It feels like I've met the world already.

Music:

The Beatles
The Doors
Sublime
Radiohead
Pink Floyd
Modest Mouse
Led Zeppelin
Franz Ferdinand
Bright Eyes
Cake
Blind Melon
Muse
The Violent Femmes
The White Stripes
The Grateful Dead
Led Zeppelin
The Dresden Dolls
Regina Spektor
The Butthole Surfers
Fiona Apple
And more that I can't think of
But will add as I think of them

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream.
The Wall
American History X
Star Wars, all episodes
The Holy Grail
Blazing Saddles
Spaceballs
Soylent Green
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Sweeney Todd.
Across the Universe.
Alice In Wonderland.

Television:

The Colbert Report
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
South Park
Stand-Up Comedy
Scrubs
That 70s Show
But I never watch TV

Books:

1984
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
A Clockwork Orange
Of Mice and Men
Animal Farm
Brave New world
And basically anything else
As long as it's written with style!

Heroes:

Anyone who stands up for themselves in a crowded room. Anyone who stands up for someone else when they're not around. Anyone who stays true to themselves, their values, and their morals. Anyone who lends a helping hand in the biggest or smallest way. Anyone can be a hero.

Are you being heroic today?

My Blog

I don’t know where to begin, or if there’s even an end.

    The LHS Drumline. THE lhs Drumline. Wildwood weekend, All-Chapter Championships for Indoor Percussion and Guard. What a weekend, what a weekend full of emotion, spirit, and so much ...
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:37:00 PST

Description for the Indoor Drumline video taken at community show [that you should have been at

This is the 2008 LHS Indoor Drumline video of our show Gettysburg, complete with introduction, uniforms, and updated visuals. This is an exhibition show for the Lebanon community, anyone was permitted...
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

Poetic ramblings with no solid destination.

Play me like you know you want to.I thought I said it clear that I don't want the likes of you.Well, I guess I do.Your "heartache" is too much to bear.Please tell me there's no chance of us to go anyw...
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:08:00 PST

Cause, thats what were waiting for.

I guess I held too tight to the idea. I guess I was still too hopeful. I guess I didn't even realize it. To think about it is unreal.To hope for it is unreal.To believe in it is unreal.You're not real...
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:38:00 PST

i see the blue, the blue above it

and day by daythis pathway smoothssince first i learnedi learned to love itthe peace from lovemakes fresh my hearta song of hopeis springingall things are mine!since truth i've found.how can i keep fr...
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST

im going to call my father tomorrow.

I have been scared for too long to pick up that phone and dial the number of my father, Vietnam veteran David Karl Miller [notice the similarity?]. My father, although not always a good man, has put u...
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:32:00 PST

i have to...!

GO TO SCHOOL REGULARLY!!!!!!
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:23:00 PST

big wheels keep on turnin

carry me home to see my kinsingin songs about the south landi miss my family once againand i think it’s a sinyeahsweet home alabamawhere the skies are so bluesweet home alabamalord, i’m co...
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

"There will be an answer"

I’m absolutely cold, for some reasonI keep putting out the cigarette that I want to smokeOnly to light it once againAnd wonder whyI put it outAnd I return from a short break of a ciggMy mind in ...
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:00:00 PST

There could be better for us...

I feel lied to; cheated.I grew up as a child expecting a simple existence.Even during adolescence, I managed to remain in a simple existenceEven when the world was crashing all around.Today, I feel ch...
Posted by Karla Karla Chameleon on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:22:00 PST