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Jake

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About Me

I was born in Denver, i have played hockey since i was 4, my moms cooking sucks, I am in love with the most beautiful girl. I'm a better hockey player than Wes. I dislike school even though I'm a fantastic student. My mom calls my cell phone every five minutes, which is rather annoying especially when I'm making out with my girlfriend. I'm the best kisser in the world, and my girlfriend loves me SOOOOOO much. I like Minnesota, golf, fishing, hockey, lacrosse, and pretty much everything my girlfriend doesn't like. I'm the pickiest person in the world-I complain too much. I'm annoying, fat and ugly. No, not really though. I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND AND GOD and that's all that's important so if you wanna know more, ask.
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. I am an idoit. Not as much as most. There are even people out there that annoy the hell out of me. What was I talking about? Take the
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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... everlasting
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. You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.

Eaten


80%

Suffocated


60%

Gunshot


60%

Stabbed


53%

Posion


53%

Bomb


47%

Drowning


47%

Disease


47%

Accident


33%

Cut Throat


27%

Disappear


27%

Suicide


20%

Natural Causes


20%
How Will You Die??
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake
Birthday: 3-13-89
Birthplace: Littleton
Current Location: Kelleys
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German i think
The Shoes You Wore Today: the only pair i have
Your Weakness: none i'm way too powerful
Your Fears: being in love and then that person stopping it
Your Perfect Pizza: just a ton of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass english this time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: idk
Thoughts First Waking Up: Kelley
Your Best Physical Feature: my butt
Your Bedtime: whenever im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandma
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: i don't really care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no way
Do you Swear: no
Do you Sing: in the car only cuz i suck at it
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: i am right now
Do you want to go to College: yeah but my grades suck so i prolly won't
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: not really
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: of course
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: no i failled band
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: no way
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep this morning
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i have had them in a blizzard
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i have tried but i got yelled at
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not be old
What country would you most like to Visit: switzerland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: medium
Best Clothing Style: whatever she is comfortable in
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: no
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot
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emo kids
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popping knuckels
france
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school
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who are you from eurotrip?
cooper

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Luke Skywalker
You are the last hope for the Jedi order with Yoda and Obi Wan kicking the bucket. There are some tough battles that you have to fight both physically and emotionally, but unlike your father, you have what it takes to win them. The burden is reflected in your expression, which is quite depressing once you start on your long journey. Of course, it could be because before going Jedi-celibate, your only sexual experience came from your sister *shudder*.

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Which Simpsons character are you mostly like?
Bart
You always find the time to play practical jokes and make mischief, can be naughty/silly/and lazy but generally you are lots of fun to be with!

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F-15 Eagle
You are an F-15. Your record in combat is spotless; you've never been defeated. You possess good looks, but are not flashy about it. You prefer to let your reputation do the talking. You are fast, agile, and loud, but reaching the end of your stardom.

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My Interests

Hockey, Kelley, Fishing, Golfing, Lacrosse, Friends, Crude Humor, God

I'd like to meet:

As far as relationships, I'm set with my girlfriend Kelley. I couldn't be more happy with her. Ummm, pretty much hockey players (not Patrick Roy though-I'm already friends with him). Linkin Park; any cool people who aren't emo

Music:

Linkin Park, The Verve Pipe, Brad Paisley, Eve 6, Switchfoot, Seether, Papa Roach, N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Shania Twain (Man! I feel like a Woman)Free music video codes by PCPlanets.com

Movies:

Eurotrip, Slapshot, Bad News Bears, Team America, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Hitch, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Dirty Work, Robin Hood Man in Tights, The Longest Yard

Books:

I have never finished a real book sorry