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BIGASS P

If This Is A Dream The Whole World's Inside It

About Me

i'm better than you.

My Interests

Stuff that makes Steve Tolpinrud upset. Like putting his number on the internet. That number by the way is 801-915-0405.

I'd like to meet:

satan, so i can rape him and have god give me my own theme music.

Music:

Elliott Smith, Pink Floyd, Tupac, and Randal Tolpinrud on the banjo.

Movies:

Movies that appeal to the lesser of my intelligence, such as momento, stay, jacob's ladder, pie, the elegant universe, requiem for a dream, fight club, vanilla sky and "You Will NEVER Understand This Movie" by Randy Newman. I understood it better than he did. He told me himself.

Television:

Squidbillies, Metalocolypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Moral Orel and pretty much anything else on Adult Swim thats not anime. Fuck anime. Unless its porn. And The Elegant Universe on KBYU. If you get a chance check it out. Rent it if you have to ya lazy bastards.

Books:

"i cant read. thanks asshole." by Hermann Hesse. ishmeal, the story of B, nausea, no exit, being and nothingness, beyond good and evil, the god delusion, damien, and several others.

Heroes:

Edward Witten: the smartest socialy retarded man on earth, Richard Dawkins: the smartest non-socially retarded man on earth. And ever since I had my "homeless Day" I've aquiered an new found respect for Chiken Man, the crazy man outside of sugarhouse coffee. Know to refer to people as "Mr. Napkin" scream non-stop, non-sensical bullshit wether you like it or not, and speak to, not to mention fight with, people who aren't really there. Here's to you Chiken Man. I salute thee.