Hello everyone, my name is Laura G. Im in California right now living with my gorgeous boyfriend in Santa Cruz :) We have a doggie named Ukiah after the town in Northern Cali. She is super duper cute and she is my little goochie goo. I love bouncing around from place to place and plan on doign so until i accidentally get pregnant haha. As things stand right now, i might want to be a kindergatener teacher but i am constatnly changing my mind about everything i do. i hope Obama wins the electing becuase he is just amazing...i am so proud to be part of the youth movement :) i love trees and believe that we need to stop killing approximately 10,000 species every year...causing them to disapppear of the planet forever...not nice...not nice at all of the human race...well everyone should do something for the earth today...its easy...take shorter showers, unplug things when you leave the house, and lower the heat, ride your bike, pick up a piece of trash. just on little favor for the mother earth. After all, how much has she done for you, byebye :) 100% Italiano
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laura Gaudioso
Birthday: May 17, 1985
Birthplace: Provi
Current Location: Bridgewater
Eye Color: brownie
Hair Color: beach bum
Height: 6 10'
Right Handed or Left Handed: i dont have any arms
Your Heritage: 100% italiano
The Shoes You Wore Today: let's get some shoes!
Your Weakness: oh boy, not thinking before i speak, being too honest, being too sexy
Your Fears: anyone in my family getting hurt :(
Your Perfect Pizza: plain ole cheese sounds good...maybe toss some pubic hair on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: draw and paint what i want more (not what teachers tell me to paint), submitt my art into more art shows, do an internship
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: can i snooze it for like 15 more mins
Your Best Physical Feature: im kinda a fan of my hair...and my ass...to bad i have nobody to caress it and smack it
Your Bedtime: whenever im done masterbating
Your Most Missed Memory: the time Jenn G told Heather G that pee was lemonade and she drank it
Pepsi or Coke: soda is really not good for you
MacDonalds or Burger King: cheetos
Single or Group Dates: i havent been on a damn date in like 3 years...it would be refreshing to have someone take me out to dinner, not get me trashed and then try to make out with me so then the next day it can be really awkward and usually end in me never wanting to see their face again
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: man am i horney
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: when im drunk or stressed
Do you Swear: i try not too...it isnt that sexy
Do you Sing: yea haha usually to the point of annoyance
Do you Shower Daily: no there is something about the scent of B.O. that just gets my juices flowing
Have you Been in Love: nopers...infatuation yes but not love
Do you want to go to College: oh im here and can i just recommend that nobody attend Bridgewater State College
Do you want to get Married: it would be nice
Do you belive in yourself: FUCK YEA! took me a while to build myself up...people who dont believe in themselves usually dont end up peaking to their full ability of happiness in life
Do you get Motion Sickness: no thank god
Do you think you are Attractive: im not trying to beat around the bush here but im not concided im convinced
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: omg omg omg omg i love them so effing much...awww oh man i was born into the best family in the entire world...you dont even understand how cute they are
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes when im alone...i love to cuddle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yummy blueberry beer with blueberries in it makes me smile
In the past month have you Smoked: yes ma'am
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only if it requires a needle
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no but if anyone want to take me to the Cheesecake Factory i'm more than willing...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes to get some shoes! P.S. DO NOT SHOP AT WAL-MART!!!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i work at Friendly's and help myself to those when im feeling a little naughty...with milk of course
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but i am a fan of fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: negative
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea i love when guys take dumps on my chest
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i wouldn't object if anyone wanted to go
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: im a recovering addict...
Ever been Drunk: you have to get drunk inorder to learn your limit...no?
Ever been called a Tease: oh yea but thats becuase every guy i meet wants to have sex with me and if i had sex with all of them i'd be a whore and nobody likes a whore for more than 15 minutes
Ever been Beaten up: no but i would love to get smacked around...while wearing heels
Ever Shoplifted: oh man you have no idea hahah oh boy i was a bad girl
How do you want to Die: preferably being nailed to the cross like my hero Jesus Christ...oh boy im going to hell for that one
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A sexy art history professor with a pointer and an artist on the side
What country would you most like to Visit: every single one in the world...but mostly Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: who cares? are they a nice person?
Favourite Hair Color: i love copper crotches
Short or Long Hair: medium or long so i can tug on it
Height: not to short...not to tall...just right
Weight: so fat that they actually start to attach to the couch from not moving in so long
Best Clothing Style: popped collar...eww thats gross...nah i like the hippie style
Number of Drugs I have taken: im just gonna leave this one blank....well not blank because i just typed this in the spot but you can smell what im stepping in...catch my drift....picking up what im laying down
Number of CDs I own: hold on...i'll be back in 20 minutes, im gonna go count my CD collection for myspace
Number of Piercings: 2 not including the lobes
Number of Tattoos: not a fan of tattoes...not my style
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the time i was on my way to class and i thought i had to fart but i really had to poop
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