Hi! I am Nicholas
I am a very important person.
I've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph.
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our
Company can afford.
I have a very expensive pen.
I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words.
I attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock
Portfolio.
Though it may not appear so, I am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
I have everything, let me show you around.
Smile you fucker, it's not often you get this chance.
I'm the vocalist for this band
And I was also the old vocalist for From Beyond Death(r.i.p.)
I've been waiting since birth to find a love that would look and sound like a movie.
East End Murders
