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Kat

An apple a day...is all you need to launch an ongoing air missile war.

About Me

I wrote all this background stuff late one night years ago when I was drunk and never much liked them to begin with. So I'll try again, drunk late one night now. Sometimes I can think of reasons to like myself. Sometimes I can think of reasons not to like myself so much. Other times I come up with other things to worry about. But I'm going to school and getting damn good grades if I say so myself. And I managed to get plane tickets to study in Vienna somehow, So yeah....it's really not as impressive as it sounds, but I hope the beer is as good as I remember.

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My Interests

I have lots of interests, most of them don't last long. I have a tendancy to suck the life out of everything I come into contact with and then become disillusioned with it and go on to find something else. I'm going to try to make an effort to stop that, I have a mediocre knowledge about most things but not a deep acquaintance with anything.Germans......*drool*

I'd like to meet:

In reality i don't think i'd like to meet anyone because 1. I'd probably come across like an idiot or 2. they would be complete jerkfaces and my fantasies would be shattered. But saying neither of those things happened I'd like to meet: Tom Waits, Mickey Rourke, Till Lindemann, Gary Oldman, Vincent Cassel, Mariusz Pudzianowski and Brendan Gleeson. In that order.
Tom Waits Mickey Gary Oldman Paul Newman

Music:

Music is always good, it's what we immerse ourselves in. It takes ordinary life and makes it extra-ordinary and much prettier then what it is at first sight. All types of music can do that it just depends on what strings it plucks for each individual.

Movies:

Movies do the same. The most squalid living looks romantic when the right lighting is used. Movies can inspire you or turn you into a drooling zombie, and depending on the circumstances the latter may not be a negative aspect.It's like Sputnik!! Round, yet pointy at parts!!

Television:

I don't watch television anymore, however I do miss some shows, and I find that I am usually behind in the loop as far as news goes. However, I have found that instead of sitting around drooling at the television screen getting drunk I now have time to get drunk and read. I'm not sure if that's an improvement.

Books:

I love books. I am kind of Embarrassed by the books I read however. Mostly I read novels I can't seem to get interested in the mind opening books that most college kids are supposedly reading, but I do try to read the classics, if only the cult classics such as Clock work Orange and the like. Still the books I like seem to have to no pertinence to the real world. Oh well, a good book should transport you to a new one anyway.

Heroes:

www.illwillpress.comIsn't he cute?????? What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
Your Eyes Should Be Hazel
Your eyes reflect: Intellect and sensuality
What's hidden behind your eyes: Subtle manipulation What Color Should Your Eyes Be?What do you know? My eyes really are hazel!!
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?



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'When?', said the moon to the stars in the sky'Soon', said the wind that followed him home'Who?', said the cloud that started to cry'Me', said the rider as dry as a bone'How?', said the river that refused to run'Where?' said the thunder without a sound'Here', said the rider and took up his gun (Nick Cave)

My Blog

The Dandelion Effect

It appears that when Suddam's half brother was hanged the other day, instead of snapping his neck, his head came completely off. NPR reported that some people believe that Barzan Ibrahim's decapitatio...
Posted by Kat on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

My cat is Bulimic

My cat Schmoe has acquired the habit of gorging himself on Purena Indoor Catfood until he literally vomits.  I can't help but feel I may be to blame for this since I have insisted on referring to...
Posted by Kat on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

A man of outstanding moral character...

So apparently Pakistan says a man named Armitage threatened the country with military force if they did not help the Americans.  The Pakistan leader says he promised to "bomb them back to th...
Posted by Kat on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

Incase the whole Germany thing doesn't work out, I have a backup plan, and it involves Goats...

Yes Goats. Hear me out...according to "Hobby Farms", this little hick magazine you can purchase at the hick store I work for, goats are selling like hotcakes!!! 65% of all red meat consumed globally i...
Posted by Kat on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

Loving Wild Animals to Death "Listen up you yuppies!!!"

Ok, I'm so sick of these californians coming into the store and buying horse feed for deer just so they can have wildlife and a sense of the "wilderness" in the backyards of their multibillion dollar ...
Posted by Kat on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

Rest in peace Steve

According to NPR, Steve Irwin of "Crocodile Hunter" was killed today while filming a series called "Ocean's Deadliest" When he apparently swam to close to a string ray and was struck in the chest by i...
Posted by Kat on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:16:00 PST

No flag no country. You can't have one. Those are the rules that I just made up.

So apparently there is this wonderful little clause in our constitution called emanate domain. This clause states that if it's "for the greater good" the government can come and take your land aw...
Posted by Kat on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 07:44:00 PST