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The Elusive Tater

Hey, God don't like no ugly now!!!

About Me

i'm the drummer for Psudonym and i miss my mohawk. I don't like dumb mudder fuckers. I hate emo, bob dylan, banks, direct tv, Bright House, and italian restaurants. Sooner or later, Psudonym, along with all the other metal bands will take over the world, once again and lay waste to all you emo shit fuckers.

My Interests

beer, women, good music, playing music, women, cigars, women with cigars, boobs, trucks, spikes, flip flops, food, mohawks, women with mohawks, jaeger, shroomies.

I'd like to meet:

a chick who likes hardcore music and has plenty of tattoos and piercings. oh yeah and being attractive would be nice

Music:

my band, system of a down, the mars volta, pantera, sepultura, tool.

click dis you mudda fuck Image

Movies:

sin city, tombstone, robin hood(dizny cartoon), forest gump.

Television:

farscape

Books:

bram stoker's dracula

Heroes:

my band

My Blog

Aaargg!

Please God, can ya find us a place ta live?  I don't wanna be homeless anymore.  L.A. sucks.  The people are crazier than I am.  I thought it could never happen.  The city is ...
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST

calamuhfornia

So, we've made it to bama.  The big step has been taken.  All that stands between us and Cali is the almighty himself.  And so far, he's shown us just how great his sense of humor reall...
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:26:00 PST

Back off, I've had it!!

If my life keeps goin like this, I could fuckin crack. Those who know me well(you know who are) are tryin ta help. Those who think they know me well(you also know who the fuck you are), need ta back...
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:03:00 PST

Beer bong

The house has to modified to accomodate our beer bong ladies n gentlemen!  I drilled a hole in one of the cabinets and stuck it in there so it sits right 'bove the sink.  All you gotta do is...
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

What have I gotten myself into?

I am doing a kinky fetish Photo shot today at my house.  It'll be me and my friend Alicia, and I have no idea what I'm doin.  I'm redneck from the country, I don't know about shit like this....
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

The fucking ass pain.

Listen, if anybody's got something they wanna whine about, give me a fucking break.  I'm am at the end of my rope.  I have been without water for the last week.  I have been bathing in ...
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

Gay!!!

I am without a doubt, boycotting Gasoline Alley!  The sound guy was a dick, the whole establishment were shitty to us.  I'm talkin chip on the shoulder here. And another riot started!  ...
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

OOOh if another mother fucker does it!!!

The next person that tells me straight up...I'm coming to your show but doesn't show up....is gonna fuckin get.  Man up!!  If ya say yer goin, then fuckin go....don't jerk my dick.  I d...
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

Fucking GAY!

Ya know I can usually take a lot, which is a matter of opinion to some but fuck off.  I feel like I can take a lot.  Today was just one of those days where a lot of people wanted to fuck wit...
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:29:00 PST

wits end

Okay, I'd like to hear some feedback!!  I have a fuckin shit job...with shit pay...in a shit building.  I'm the maintenance guy at my building.  I only have 23 units to deal with but it...
Posted by The Elusive Tater on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:48:00 PST