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Sleep it Off

A nice cake is waiting for you.

About Me

Im a binge drinker with the personality of a robot.

My Interests

swimming, reading, sleeping, late night jellybean wars, going to the beach, listening to music, drinking, shopping, hanging with friends

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom..haha. Oh right, "your mom" jokes went out in the 90's. fuck.

Music:

Relient K, Bush, Elton John, Something Corporate, The Working Title, Keane, Cartel, The Juliana Theory, Ben Folds 5, Filter, Radiohead, Jack Johnson, Green Day, Eliot Smith, Cranberries, All American Rejects, Augustana, We are Scientists, The Academy is, The Spinto Band, Rufio, The Rocket Summer, Relient K, The Postal Service, Mae

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jaws, The Last Unicorn, Amelie, Donnie Darko, Royal Tennenbaums, Jaws, Labrynth, Finding Nemo, Love Stinks, Super Troopers, Night at the Roxbury, Life Aquatic, Requiem for a Dream, Vanilla Sky, Anchorman, Cant Hardly Wait

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, Golden Girls, Date my Mom, Real World, Jeopardy, Family Guy, Simpsons, Look for Less, Intervention, Nip/Tuck, Robot Chicken, Cold Case, The Office

Books:

House of Sand and Fog, Kite Runner, Color Purple, Secret Life of Bees, first half of the Poisonwood Bible, Girl Interrupted, Life of David Gale, Perks of being a Wallflower, My Sisters Keeper, Running With Scissors

Heroes:

Lets be cliche for the hell of it...my mama dukes.

My Blog

Soundtrack of my life: Volume I

Score of my life: Volume IIf your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?so, here's how it works:1. open your library (itunes, winamp, media player, ipod, etc)2. put it on shuffle3. press play...
Posted by Sleep it Off on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

From a Server's point of view

A few more tips about dining out people, these are very true!!!1. Don't ask me for your check, then wait till I run to a computer, and then all the way back to your table just to throw your credit car...
Posted by Sleep it Off on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:09:00 PST

Because Im a woman of my word..

Brady, how i hate you..let me count the ways. 1. You frustrate me for the sheer pleasure of watching me get pissed off. 2. You make me go over my text messages. jerk. 3. You beat me in beer pong all t...
Posted by Sleep it Off on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:18:00 PST

i have too much time on my hands

A - Available?: yessssssssss for the right price anyways ;)A - Age: 22A - Annoyance: Manipulation, people who lay guilt trips for no reasonB - Best Friends: Kelsey, Qui!Qui!B - Bar: OasisB - Birthday:...
Posted by Sleep it Off on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:39:00 PST

if only someone were there..

Why does suicide seem to seek out my family? For as long as I can remember, my dad has frequently talked about killing himself. Never did he actually attempt to go through with it until last winter. M...
Posted by Sleep it Off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pick me im a winner

Ok, Im giving this one more shot..Not too creative. I guess I thought I would see what this whole thing was about. Ok here are a few quality reasons why you should be my pal: 1. I sell out reall...
Posted by Sleep it Off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmm

Im confused.
Posted by Sleep it Off on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST