Ayatollah

I'm actually 105...you may have heard of me before, I'm that guy who overthrew the Shah in '79 and established the religious government that all would come to know and love. I started the Iranian Hostage Crisis just because I don't like that pansy bastard Jimmy Carter. And anyone who fucks with me like Saddam or those damn Communists know that the Ayatollah doesnt play around. I also enjoy clubbin it up and gettin crunk.